#doubledates

-Double dates

"Aren't you gonna order more than a drink, Raphael?"

"Magnus, shut the hell up"

"Bite me"

"Bet"

"Haha, Simon says no. I'm Simon. NO"

-Movie nights at Magnus'

"Simon, stop eating all of my popcorn"

"Sorry Alec, I ran out. Actually I'm not sorry"

"...Simon, the movie hasn't even started yet..."

-Raphael defending Alec

"Don't give me that. You're son is far more capable than YOU. He is not defined by his sexuality though, it seems, your attitude defines you!"

-Overprotective Simon

"Haha, that's MY BOYFRIEND, in case you didn't know. Yeah, I don't care who you are, BACK OFF."

-Raphael insulting Magnus (fondly of course)

"You're an idiot"

"If anyone won an award on stupidity, you would win"

"You obviously don't have a brain because otherwise you would have known that YOU COULD'VE BEEN KILLED"

- Raphael deeming Alec the only acceptable Shadowhunter

"Alec? Yeah he's okay I guess."

-Vampire clan gets used to Malec

"Hey Magnus! How are you?"

"Pretty good"

"Here for the movie?"

"Yeah"

"He's upstairs in his room probably making a blanket fort with Simon"

-Train together

"Anddddd...RAPHAEL PINS HIM DOWN! RAPHAEL 5, MAGNUS 3! TAKE THAT!"

"SIMON SHUT UP!"

-Shopping together

"No, purple is your color. Don't wear orange again Magnus. GOD MY EYES BURN"

"Hmm yeah I like it. Add it to the pile Simon"

"Oooh, get that for Alec"

"Is...isn't it a bit expensive...?"

"Don't question my wallet again Lightwood"

-Own an account on Instagram

"Go follow Saphael-Malec"

-Rule Insta as couple goals

-Always posting cute asthetic pictures

-Simon in suits, Raphael in Simon's nerdy clothes

"Hey, I look snazzy"

"In your dreams, Lewis"

"Says the one in my spider-man shirt"

"Hey! It's comfy"

-Alec in flashy suits, Magnus trying on Shadowhunter gear

"No no, too flashy go BACKKKK"

"How do Shadowhunters wear this EW"

-Pride parades at night

"Magnus, make sure your makeup doesn't smear"

"I can paint the ace flag on the other side of your face, Raph"

-Nicknames

-Jokes/references

"You can't do that Simon"

"Oh I can't, Raphael???? OKAY BOOMER"

"iTs aN aVaCaDo-"

"THANKS"