#doublecast

Inspired by @spritecranberryofficial, the artist formerly known as @doubleca5t

Taagnus (Taako/Magnus) - You believe that no force on Earth can destroy the bond between a twink and bear who are begrudging allies to best friends to lovers.

Magnus/Merle - Your favorite game of all time is Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator.

Merle/Taako - You see a three-way love triangle in every trio, even when two of the trio only begrudgingly tolerate each other.

Taako/Magnus/Merle - You heard the phrase “Tres Horny Boys”, and took it as a challenge.

Taakitz (Taako/Kravitz) - You describe your love life as “yearning for the sweet embrace of death”.

Taako/Magnus/Kravitz - You believe death is the quickest way to establish common interests. Also, you’re shipping TodoDekuIida.

Magnus/Lucretia - Your ideal relationship dynamic is jock/group mom.

Lupretia (Lup/Lucretia) - Your ideal relationship dynamic is punk/group mom.

Davenport/Lucretia - Your ideal relationship dynamic is group dad/group mom who both joke about adopting all their friends.

Merle/Lucretia - You just want a vacation from other people’s bullshit.

Merle/Davenport - You’re just here for some men under 5 foot.

Magnus/Johann - You unironically appreciate it when someone plays “Wonderwall” well.

Magnus/Lup - All of your DnD characters are Lawful Good, but somehow use Chaos as a means to an end.

Taako/Magic Brian - You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of goofy accents.

Sweet Flips (Carey/Killian) - You want a girlfriend who will kick your ass upon request; you also want to join in when she’s kicking someone else’s ass.

Blupjeans (Lup/Barry) - You believe “hapless nerds falling in love at band camp” are underrepresented in modern fiction.

EDIT for @lesbian-flutist  Lup/Lucretia/Barry - You believe in band nerd/math nerd/band and math nerd solidarity.

Sloane/Hurley - Your ideal relationship dynamic is the film Thelma and Louise.

Johnchurch (John/Merle) - Your ideal relationship dynamic is the film The Seventh Seal.

Istus/Pan/The Raven Queen: You’re a sucker for Mythology shenanigans.

Taako/Barry - Your desire for good things to happen to Lup is outweighed by wanting to see hapless mlm nerds smooching.

Lydia/Edward - This ship being incest is outweighed by how much you think Jesse and James are better protagonists than Ash.

Taako/Angus: Not even entertaining you clowns FBI OPEN UP

Garfield/Taako - Your ideal date includes a Costco trip, after which, regret ensues.

Sazed/Taako - Your ideal date includes a home cooked meal, after which, pain ensues.

Dracula/Taako - Your Tinder bio is “19th century femme seeks creature of the night”.

Magnulia (Magnus/Julia) - You just wanted good things for Magnus, and, my god, does the man deserve it.

Any Characters from (K)nights - I’m not even talking about an anime, and yet, somehow, you would still tell people to read the manga.

Any Characters from Elementary - You also tell people to read the manga, but you also recall the lawless days of Johnlock.

Any Characters from Fur - You reference deep lore in fandoms other fans don’t believe is real.

Nadiya/Irene - To you, “two people reincarnating as the polar opposites of their past life” is just “a second chance at love”.

Irene/Remy - You believe Rebecca Sugar’s best song is “Giant Woman”.

Remy/Nadiya- You believe in the powerful bond of two people trying to reign in a mutual friend.

EDIT for @tombstonedb Kardala/Minerva - You thought, “You know what’s better than one buff magic big gorl? Two buff magic big gorls.”

Errol/Augustus - You liked the Amnesty arc, but wish it had more ghosts.

Dylan/Jeremiah - You believe any modern adaptation of Romeo and Juliet should turn Juliet into a guy.

Errol/Dylan - In a setting full of cryptids, you hard swerve into Team Jacob.

Gandy/Isabella - You’re a sucker for a good meetcute, pun intended.

Ned/Duck - You haven’t recovered from the fact Gravity Falls ended nearly four years ago.

Ned/Boyd - Your ideal relationship dynamic is “Be Gay, Do Crime”.

Ned/Barclay - Your ideal relationship dynamic is “Bigfoot is real, and he tried to eat my ass”.

Ned/Victoria - You think the greatest achievement in cinematic history is the beginning to the movie Up.

Ned/Sherriff Owens - You wish having some yucks with Johnny Law was considered less frowned upon.

Duck/Billy - Your desire to get with the Mothman is only outweighed by your crush on Ryan Gosling.

Duck/Beacon - You just want to date a smug British person, and really, who wouldn’t?

Duck/Juno - You are a huge fan of Camp Camp.

Duck/Leo - If you were a couple years older, you would have previously shipped Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker at the time of the prequels.

Indrid/Ned - You are a monster fucker.

Indruck (Indrid/Duck) - You are also a monster fucker, but softer.

Indrid/Aubrey - You run a monster fucker blog, but are not a monster fucker.

Indrid/Billy - You are a certified card-carrying cryptid fucker, searching on Craigslist to get rawdogged by two in the back of a Denny’s parking lot.

Mama/Barclay - You exude rural boomer energy without the rural boomer mindset.

Danbrey (Dani/Aubrey) - You follow exactly 18 bi pride Tumblogs, but can’t understand why you have so many duplicate posts on your feed. Spoiler alert: they probably reblog each other’s posts.

Aubrey/Janelle - Either your ideal relationship dynamic is student/teacher, or you’re a Janelle Monáe stan.

Hollis/Aubrey - You are a firm believer in the power of calling people who go to the mall “posers”, while simultaneously buying your accessories at Hot Topic.

Aubrey/Jake - You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of sharing dank memes.

Hollice (Hollis/Jake) - You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of early 90s extreme winter sports movies.

Duck/Minerva - You are a firm believer in men 👏 getting 👏 pegged 👏

Sternclay (Agent Stern/Barclay) - You wish Inspector Zenigata and Lupin III would stop dragging their feet and commit already.

Any Characters from Inheritance - This is just the same joke as Merle and Magnus, except you post about Dream Daddy on Tumblr AND Facebook.

Deadbeat Dad/Anyone else from Inheritance - Robert is best Dream Daddy, Amnesty is best arc of The Adventure Zone. To you, these are facts.

Firbolg/Fitzroy - This is just the same joke as Taako and Magnus, but you also desire the fall of capitalism.

Fitzroy/Argo - You, Griffin, and Clint all simultaneously thought “You know what’s better than one fancy himbo fighter? Two fancy himbo fighters.”

Argo/Firbolg - You’re already pushing for a catchy ship name for these two. Might I suggest “Surf n’ Turf”.

Fitzroy/Buckminster - You have a whole blog devoted to scenes of swords under chins.

Buckminster/Leon - You think Arthurian legend can be summed up as “Several bros, sitting round a table, two feet apart from each other ‘cause the church said leave room for Jesus”.

Buckminster/Rainer - You believe behind every man’s facade is a girlfriend of immeasurable power, waiting for her time to shine.

Rolandus/Zana - You believe in big edgy backstory energy solidarity.

Rolandus/Rhodes - This is the same joke as Argo and Firbolg, except I am now suggesting “RoRho”.

You’ll copy your next instant or sorcery three times: Twice from the two Doublecasts and once from Will’s emblem. So yes, you’ll get four total iterations of the spell you cast.

Doublecast

Performed in the motif of @doubleca5t (feel free to steal)

Jonathan/Erina: You keep things canon and wholesome, but not necessarily overtly heterosexual. I mean, these crazy kids are too pure for this world.

Jonathan/Dio: Your bully kink and body horror fetish can finally overlap in perfect harmony.

Jonathan/Speedwagon: You are so deep in the meme cesspool that is JoJo that the mere mention of Robert E. O. Speedwagon gives you a rush.

Joseph/Caesar: You believe that Madonna’s “Vogue” is the greatest song ever written. Or at the very least live life in such a manner.

Joseph/Lisa Lisa: You haven’t finished Battle Tendency.

Joseph/Stroheim: Actual world history won’t stop you from this ship. Much like how the English Channel didn’t stop the Blitzkreig.

Caesar/Stroheim: You had a Hetalia phase.

Joseph/Suzy Q: Your ideal relationship dynamic is one shared brain cell.

Jotaro/Kakyoin: Either you own the collective works of CLAMP, or you are just here for the memes.

Kakyoin/Holy: Your Tinder profile includes the phrase “MILF hunter”.

Joseph/Avdol: You are attracted to the concept of “older men who were a certified himbo once upon a time”.

Avdol/Polnareff: “Absence makes the heart grow fonder,” you say? Well, here’s a ship that takes it to the illogical extreme.

Jotaro/DIO: OP and OTP are literally one letter away from each other.

Josuke/Okuyasu: You’re not only a morosexual, but you self identify as a moron.

Josuke/Rohan: You are either the stoic hardass or the goofy memelord in a relationship.

Okuyasu/Tomoko: Same joke has Kakyoin/Holy, but you are now a masochist.

Koichi/Yukako: You like the idea of Mirai Nikki, but hate the execution of Mirai Nikki.

Rohan/Reimi: You have culturally normalized fetishes, like babysitters.

“Kosaku” Yoshikage/Shinobu: You have weird fetishes, like Capgras Delusion.

Yoshikage/Hands: You have a boner at the mere mention of this ship.

Giorno/Bruno: You may not have a MILF kink, but you do know that Karen, age 46, Christian mother of four can still get it.

Giorno/Mista: Hirohiko Araki can only give so many hints before you crack under the weight of innuendo.

Giorno/Trish: You just want good things to happen to Trish, and really, who wouldn’t?

Mista/Trish: Same this as Giorno/Trish, except you’re the type who would say your girl looks stunning in everything instead of critiquing her like it’s What Not to Wear.

Bruno/Abbacchio: There is no stronger force on Earth than “a black aesthetic camp goth and white aesthetic camp goth sharing trauma and being the moms of their flock.”

Narancia/Trish: There is no stronger force on Earth than two children mutually united by their hatred of “The Man”.

Narancia/Fugo: You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of footing the restaurant bill.

Sorbet/Gelato: You’re a testament to the gay community’s relentless pursuit of a canon mlm ship, even if it comes before the main story, lasts all of thirty seconds, and both parties of the ship are killed in hideous fashion.

Tiziano/Squalo: You like the Sorbet/Gelato dynamic, but traded “canon affirmation” for “innuendo and screentime”.

Cioccolata/Secco: You have a FetLife account.

Trish/Doppio: This ain’t it, chief.

Giorno/Jolyne: Your shipping of characters who are distantly related enough that it’s not weird supersedes the fact these two were born seven years apart.

Jolyne/Hermes: Korrasami landed the first blow, this ship and all its fanart took the killshot.

Jolyne/Foo Fighters: You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of the sea...creatures.

Jolyne/Narciso: True love at first sight doesn’t have to make sense in your eyes. It just has to happen.

Hermes/Foo Fighters: You just want good things to happen to both Hermes and Foo, and really, who wouldn’t?

Weather/Narciso: You don’t know how you got here. You just know this is the one mlm ship in a room full of prison lesbians.

Pucci/DIO: You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of the Catholic Church.

Johnny/Gyro: Not only are you a bisexual, you headcanon these two as such, and you consider Gyro Zeppeli to be the greatest husbando of all time.

Johnny/Diego: The stepbrother ship of Jonathan and Dio you held onto for six parts can now come to fruition once more as a rival ship.

Johnny/Hot Pants: You are shorter than average height, and believe short people should stick together.

Gyro/Hot Pants: You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of the Catholic Church 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Gyro/Diego: You know what this means: 117034

Dino Pants (Diego/Hot Pants): Half of are here for the cooperation these two show, half of you ship secondary main characters, all of you are here for that ship name.

Gappy/Yasuho: Oh, you definitely had a High School Musical phase. I can’t prove it, but you likely did.

Gappy/Joshu: You are the only person who thinks this ship is okay.

Joshu/Yasuho: You think Mineta is a decent character.

Gappy/Karera: Unlike Araki, you never forget a good character.

Yoshikage/Josefumi: You have a Be Gay, Do Crimes laptop sticker/poster/tattoo.

Yasuho/Tooru: Oh, look at you, caught up with the manga. Pretty smug there, huh?

JoJo Ships: You would move time and space, centuries and dimensions to have that perfect, one in a million ship. People will call you crazy, they’ll say you crack ship, but you... you are here to prove them all wrong.

When the first Doublecast resolve, it sets up a delayed trigger that will copy your next spell. This will end up copying your second Doublecast, so there will be two delayed triggers waiting to copy whatever spell you cast next. 

The net result is you get two copies of the spell in addition to the original.