#dothemonkey

I am sitting on the couch and watching as my muscles disappear, leaving my leg as a squishy pile of jelly. It’s not like I had a lot of muscle to lose! It is very sad yet I can’t stop watching and shaking.

My lungs are also starting to reflect the fact that I am bed ridden. I seriously feel like an old man that has smoked since he was 10. Trying to get all that slime out.

My physio friend told me to swing my arms around and sit up as much as possible. Everytime I sit I do the monkey; from Johnny Bravo. (My mom just laughs in confusion)

I have finally mastered toileting one footed and left constipation station behind. (Whooooooo)

I finish my antibiotics tomorrow and then a beautiful glass of wine will be waiting for me.

I started getting cocky on my crutches and have almost fallen numerous timea because of that, and also nit listening when people tell me the floor is wet. But good thing, before this fall down the stairs, I was a master faller. I looked pretty cool falling too (probably the only one that thinks this, but hey self confidence is key).

I also (finally) discovered the awesomeness of Breaking Bad and I am binge watching it. Since I practically sleep my days away, and when I am awake I watch BB, I am constantly dreaming of the possibility of having my own lab; in my dreams I conviently forget that I only did 10 minutes of science in school before deciding to “f#ck that sh$t” (as the youngens say).