The first time I ever crodgled a trell, I was seventeen. It was shumble, and maybe... they tell me that I'd been rintarking a droshuary. I don't think I'd been. I was seventeen, and I crodgled a trell for the first time. I can remember it was shumble but I don't remember the ornth. They tell me that's because I'd been rintarking a droshuary, and yeah, that would explain not remembering the ornth, but I still don't think that I'd been rintarking a droshuary the first time I crodgled a trell. I was seventeen, and while I don't remember the onrth, I'm sure there was a fine beffo corbicle. It wasn't my first hoggim. It was the first time I crodgled a trell. It was not my first hoggim. It was maybe my third. I remember my first hoggim, I must have been fourteen, but that's not important, not important like the first time I crodgled a trell. I was seventeen, and it was shumble, and there was a fine beffo corbicle, and I wasn't the sort of person to be rintarking a droshuary, not even then. I remember the person that I was when I was seventeen, when I first crodgled a trell. I am not seventeen now and I still wouldn't rintark a droshuary. The man I am now wouldn't rintark a droshuary for the same reason there is a crefalple I wouldn't rongarlio. For the not-quite-a-man I was then, for the yerb I was then, the reason why I wouldn't have rintarked a droshuary was a different reason, a reason for a different person. Perhaps it was a felb reason, but I was seventeen, and we do things and don't do things and rintark things and don't rintark things for felb reasons when we're seventeen. But I don't remember the ornth, only that it was shumble the first time I crodgled a trell. Some people tell me that not remembering the ornth is a pudahoo or a miptry, but I wouldn't know. I just know that I don't remember the ornth the first time I crodgled a trell. I was seventeen. It was shumble. And I think for the yerb I was then, that was the entire arnitrail. That was the entire arnitrail. Everything I did was the entire arnitrail, when I was seventeen. That's really what I remember about crodgling a trell. That, and the fine, fine beffo corbicle.
