#dorm chats

Shouto: what happened to you?

Katsuki: Met a short girl today and called her short

Jirou: I’m telling you, he literally goes around looking for ways to die.

Katsuki: and before she hit me, she goes, “I’m the average height of below average height”.

Shouto: *cackling*

Izuku: *just walks in but over heard and is stunned*

Katsuki: I blast her and ask for her number.

Momo: where is it?

Katsuki: *lifts his phone* on here— oh shit yeah, and we stole each other’s phones

Class 1-A: …

Izuku and Reader: *crash down the stairs*

Izuku: *gets up immediately*

Reader: um, what the fuck? How are you already up?

Izuku: huh? Well we’re late so… why are you still down there?

Reader: because unlike you, I have actual bones

Bakugou: what are you fuckers doing?

Reader: Sparky? It’s a surprise to see you late.

Bakugou: its a surprise to see you on the floor

Reader: I’m sorry I have a natural pain tolerance!

Kirishima: Morning guys!

Reader: did I miss a memo? Are we all just gonna be late to school?

Reader: *walks into the kitchen and sees Satou cooking*

Satou: morning! Sit down, I’m about to serve breakfast.

Reader: …

Reader: where the fuck is Bakugou? I need someone normal in my life

Bakugou: *settles into the seat*

Reader: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Bakugou: getting ready for breakfast. By the way, don’t be late to school

Reader: …

Reader: I’m fucking out

…

Jirou: you know Izuku. Sending a text at 4am to pull a prank isn’t the smartest thing you’ve done

Shouto: who doesnt check the day when they wake up in the morning anyway

*20 minutes later*

Kaminari: the best part about boarding school is that no one can tell you what to eat for breakfast

Mitsuki: *storms into the house* OH MY GOSH! A GIRL?!

Mitsuki: you’re too good for him.

Reader: *smirks* I am aren’t I?

Izuku, Ochako and Shouto: *on the other side of the table* She is, isn’t she?

Mitsuki: *looks at ochako and gasps* Another one?

Izuku: *fake gasps, looks at Ochako and covers his mouth* No way.

Mina and Ochako: REALLY?! I WANNA HEAR!

Izuku: I have it here on my phone.

All Might: Young Midoriya, I thought you promised not to share?

Bakugou: you sang in front of Deku and expected him to not record you?

Bakugou: with all due respect, that’s fucking stupid

Shouto: aren’t heroes supposed to be prepared for very predictable outcome?

Mina and Ochako: Yea, How does that even work?

Kaminari: I’m not even that bad man.

Aizawa: you’re pathetic.

*Next day*

Nezu: Toshinori! I heard you got picked on by class 1-A!

All Might:

Shouto: thinking back to the beginning, we were jogging out of trauma. It was pretty funny

Izuku: I remember the first time Shouto laughed. I saw a snake and scream “Stain!” Iida got pissed but was trying to calm me down anyway

Shouto: I laughed till I thought I was going to die

Iida: at that point I was calling the hospital for brain damage

Bakugou, Ochako and Mina: FUCK NO!

Sero: --to 'what's the weirdest thought you've ever had?' Bakugou?

The rest of Class 1-A: ...

Kirishima: Bakubro, you know there's no escaping it once you're called.

Bakugou: FINE! *murmur*

Sero: Ojirou didn't catch that.

Bakugou: I SAID, when the fuck is Deku gonna start looking like All Might?

Izuku: I--

Tsuyu: Wait, can everyone try imagining that for a second?

Class 1-A: ...

Mina and Shouto: EWWW! HELL NO!

Sero: Thank you for joining us today, but it looks like that'll be--