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A while ago, Azalin filmed his crashing of his dragon Ebb into the side of Mount Nyrd. A Kargat spokesperson admitted today the crash was intentional and staged. As was widely speculated, Azalin did it in the hope of getting enough DoomTube views to escape the Land of Mists.

Being a wizard king king, Azalin Rex has little fear of going to prison or other prosecution by the FAA*. The above admission comes as part of a plea deal with the Dark Powers to have a snowball’s chance in hell of his next cosmos-shattering scheme working just a little bit. Regardless of the deal, Azalin could face up to 20 centuries of egg on his face.