#doomguy.01

honk! honk! 

what is this? everyone, come look! there’s a goose performing outside of the pet shop! it’s twirling, honking, and flapping its wings for the people! 

alright, the truth is the goose is doing it for food. it’s been hard living in this city, with no money because it cannot use a phone. stealing and scavenging can only go so far. 

it happily catches some crackers and some bread from the generous audience. (it also honked and chased the frugal cheapskates).