Aug 16, 2025
Obi-Wan: No, you cannot, Qui-Gon! You will never understand what I am going through as your padawan at my age every single day! You will never know how my hormones are killing me because my master is so attractive, so hot, so muscular and all so perfect in any way! You will never understand what it feels like to wake up horny and frustrated every morning because your master is perfection personified! And you…
Qui-Gon: Obi-Wan, please stop for a moment and look at this picture!
And this is the picture he shows him:
