#donut rambles

Thinking about affocacao in a hystoric comedy/drama, where Affogato makes almost laughable attempts at assassinating Dark Cacao. One time Affogato manages to poison the king's drink or food but the guy just downs the thing and nothing happens. Affogato is impressed and even weirdly turned on by this. At some point this whole thing is not even a secret anymore and Cacao just plays along seemingly finding more interest in all this compared to his monotonous kingly duties. It all turns into a weird love game of cat and mouse, that the court is painfully forced to witness.

Tumblr... why did you change your interface...

ok but how cute would it be if you fed me while i was on top of you so you could feel me getting heavier 💕

"Stop giving your characters :3 mouths when you draw them-" no. Fuk you :3

I'm pretty sure someone has come up with a TheaterKid AU for ShadowVanilla, right?! Because that shit would be so cute. ShadowMilk seems so fucking extra, in my head it makes sense he would be in every main role and everyone just rolls their eyes at his antics. Pure Vanilla, the nerdy science/math kid has a massive crush on SM and joins the Theater Club as a stage helper just to be closer to him.

When I see a fat trans puppy girl I say "a fat puppy? Call that morbidly o-beast", and if that line doesn't work I drop to my knees and beg and scream please