A short I wrote as a joke for Dont Scare Me. Thought it would be fun to share.
Humans really are odd. Zex used to be human, but now his odd little body confused him. Alex's deal, which had limited his demon abilities, left him with little choice but to appear human. It was simply less tiring. Well, until he gets stabbed.
To be fair, the man who stabbed him had all rights to do so. He was trying to eat him. But hey he had to get human energy somehow, and he couldn't use the ritual circles to teleport. So, he was left with manual only. And the human he chose just so happened to have a knife!
He ran after Zex was stabbed. He probubly assumed he would die, but of course that wasn't possible. But the hot pain wasn't appreciated on the walk home. He went back through the woods, no need to have the humans call their police.
Wow, humans are just full of blood. Sure, he'd killed plenty but it wasnt the same. Their hearts stopped soon after but his was stil going. And the Pleasant dizziness. Spectacular.
Alex definitely did not agree when he collapsed upon entering the house.
"Zex?!" he shouted, his footfalls coming closer,"What the fuck happened? Why are you bleeding?!"
"shhhh," his hand, covered in his own human fluids, covered Alexs mouth,"I'm fine! Im already dead, but isnt this wound just grand!"
Alex vehemently disagreed.