#donposting

i wonder if dan’s partner jon, phil’s secret wife and child, sam the surfer, the person who that one phannie totally saw dan holding hands with in [insert location here] (and it wasn’t phil!!!??!¿1:&!!?!¡1/$!), the girl in prague, lucy hale, the tesco delivery guy, ponk, susan and susette and henry, that builder who looked like a popstar, bubbly ben, nick jonas, and that klaus hargreeves looking dude phil did a collab with in 2019 all live with dnp in the phouse

if im thinking of the whole timeline of the pale kings plans to get rid of the radiance correctly then that means ghost is most likely older than hornet

im proud a my toofy boy!!!!

y’all i’m reeling . i read the acknowledgments and thought that dr heather bolton’s acknowledgments were dan’s so when dr bolton thanked her partner jon i was like “DAN HAS A SECRET BF NAMED FUCKINF JON????” and for two terrible minutes i searched on here for someone talking about this jon fellow and saw no one. my world was crashing down. my sense of reality is: very fragile and this was enough to send me into a full crisis. did jon know about phil?? was jon going to live in the guest room of the forever home?? was phil real?? was dan real?? was i real?? then after some spiralling i looked at the page again and saw that it very clearly said “dr heather bolton would like to thank” and guys this fucked me up i can’t get past this i fully thought dnp weren’t real for several minutes