#bjhm

SARAH LYNN, KELSEY JANNINGS, BEATRICE HORSEMAN, HOLLYHOCK MANHEIM-MANHEIM-GUERRERO-ROBINSON-ZILBERSCHLAG-HSUNG-FONZERELLI-MCQUACK, WANDA PIERCE, DIANE NGUYEN, PRINCESS CAROLINE, CHARLOTTE CARSON, PENNY CARSON, HONEY SUGARMAN, ANA SPANAKOPITA, GINA KAZADOR, TODD’S FRIEND EMILY, & ERICA!!

this is tricky because you see. the persons i am most embarrassed about being attracted to are conventionally attractive (how dare i fail my contrarian spirit and fall prey to social conditioning, etc) and therefore dont count as hear-me-outs.

all of that being said. it would probably be doctor champ (bojack horseman), who is a boring liberal suburbanite californian (this is the embarrassing part). although, crucially, he and his husband might get up to some deviant stuff after dark. not my place to say. his redeeming qualities are his gay ass bolo tie, alcoholism, and therapy speak that is 85% nonsensical allegories. also he is a norwegian fjord horse.

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