#donnersun

10. Favorite trope? I have to pick just one? Ummmm..... if I have to pick one it would probably be idiots in love. When the two characters are just so stupid over each other they can’t think, can’t act, can’t breathe. 

17. Characters I can’t stand to see in pain? I don’t know how to say this without sounding like a terrible person, but I kind of love when they hurt? Like, if Tony Stark was a real person I wouldn’t want anything to hurt him, but fic!Tony hurting is like crack. AND STEVE CRIES SO PRETTY.

23. Biggest porn turn-offs? sex pollen, drunk sex, drugged sex, generally anything takes away a character’s ability to consent. (Sleep sex not included.)

37. How do I feel about parent!fic/lovechildren? Mpreg? I could lie and say it depends on the fandom, but really I love it. Give it all to me. I love reading about dads being adorable with their kids, wrapped around their baby’s finger, falling asleep with the kid on their chest, being worried when the kid gets sick. GIVE IT TO ME. And yes mpreg. Yes. More. Yes. Good.

44. How fluffy is too fluffy? I don’t understand this question. Too fluffy? What does that even mean? 

so I stop at the grocery store after work because I need cat litter and ice cream and I pull up beside this piece of shit old blazer that you know some hot, slightly dangerous looking dude probably drives. the window are all down and I look over and there’s this dog hanging out in the backseat and he’s all shaved in spots and looks like he got the shit beat out of him but he’s happy and wagging his tail, just pleased to be chillin’ in the truck while his guy goes inside for gummy bears and beer. so anyway, the point is, I sat in my car and talked to him through the window and thought about clint taking lucky to the grocery store with him.

this is my way of not writing it. once it’s submitted to you, it’s out of my hands. take good care of it. bye.

— from @donnersun