#donnaterry

.. Donna Terry

(feel free to ignore this)

okay lets do this

• Gives nose/forehead kisses -terry but its weird and uncomfortable

• Gets jealous the most -terry because donna is hot and out of his league

• Picks the other up from the bar when they're too drunk to drive - donna, shes too young to drink

• Drags the other person out into the water on beach day - terry, he wants to ogle donna in a bikini

• Gives unprompted massages - terry, anything to get his hands on donnas feet /j

• Brings the other lunch at work - donna, the other students at the university wonder if thats professor longs daughter until they see her kiss him

• Has the better parental relationship - idk donna, terry probably has mommy issues or something which is why he's dating a woman half his age

• Tries to start role-playing in bed - terry tries to roleplay as some couple from greek mythology and donna is like stop thats weird shes literally my cousin

• Embarrassingly drunk dancer - terry

• Still cries watching Titanic - terry, he tries to tell donna that this doesnt mean he's not an alpha male

• Firmly believes in couples costumes -terry tries to get them to dress up as some couple from greek mythology until donna is like thats literally my cousin

• Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas - terry, he feels like they only way that donna will stay with him is if he buys her affection

• Makes the other eat breakfast - terry, his one redeeming quality is he can cook okay and donna is a college student so takes full advantage of whenever terry gets her breakfast

• Remembers anniversaries - terry, hes a history professor, but also he probably did some math when he met donna and was like okay 18, 19 legal so im in the clear