Today I did my first ever Donkey Training Course taught by Queen Maurea (5 year old Anna) and Lady Manaraz (2 year old Wyatt). I was Donkola, The Donkey. Each check mark is for when I did my donkey riding duties well. Each X is for when I did "terribly". Every time Queen Maurea spotted Donkoka's buttcrack (which was often...Donkola was not wearing his belt) it was an automatic X. #donkeyproblems















