#don'tlikemyface

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for followers, I can tell you I don't have many but I'll follow the shit outa' you. But what I do have are a very particular set of posts; posts I have acquired over a very long dashboard. Posts that make me capable of sending you a gif spam of love. If you unlike my selfie right now, that'll be the end of it. I will not anon stalk you, I will not send you pics of kittens. But if you don't, I will follow you, I will find your selfie, and I will like the hell out of it.