#dolphinscomefromhell

Did you know? Even though sharks are portrayed as big, violent, and generally snack on people like gummy bears, most of them are probably less worse than dolphins, seriously. Sharks often aren't as violent as people think, usually the shark is inquisitive, it wants to know what you are, which is why swimming away from them makes follow you around more, and even if they DO bite you, it's usually because they think you're a tropical fish because of bright swim suits, and even seals, if you're on a surf board! Tldr: sharks: good, very funny, cute! dolphins: pure evil, comes out of Satan's arse, intelligent enough to know what they're doing