continued.
You thought cats were cute and cuddly? WRONG. If you've ever felt that they might be plotting to kill you..
They are.
It also means you're going to be a very influential person in some way or another. You will tip the balance in our favor one day. cats have a sixth sense about their enemies--future and present.
But I'm getting off track here.
I was doing well. I was picked specifically as a pup and put immediately into training. I'd completed five previous missions, but it wasn't until I had completed my sixth that it all went horribly wrong.
I had just averted a disaster for the Crown. Just something I was getting used to doing. The lovely Prime Minister reached out to pet me (for a job well done), and I peed. I just couldn't help myself! I was so nervous I don't even remember it happening...I'm beginning to wonder if it's all a conspiracy. Either way, peeing on the Prime Minister is the biggest no-no a dog detective can commit. I mean it's not like we'd ever betray the Empire; Loyalty is in our DNA. The peeing? Unforgiveable. So I was demoted.
DEMOTED.
To "Asset Protection", A.K.A a personal security guard. The worst part? My asset has cats. So I was put on a private plane headed to America to meet her.Once I saw her picture, I knew she had to be protected.
I mean if that cancerous order of cats has to send TWO agents to take her out, she must be important.
What will she do for dog kind? I don't know specifically. But I keep her safe.In return? She loves me.
But does she know what I do for her? No. Will she ever know? Most likely not, which is why I have this blog...To share my story and leave a legacy for her.
Get ready! This blog is all about my missions, so buckle up, because it’s about to get INTENSE.
-B.G.
