#dofl

He might already be canon Yandere? Anyways its no secret the Doflamingo considers himself a god amongst the filth, taking whatever or whomever he wants. I mean, he took over an entire kingdom ffs. So the day he happens upon you is also the last day of your old life as he snatches you away with his strings and so begins the rest of your life at the mercy of his puppet strings. He was content with simply taking you but you had some loyal allies who tried to fight him – they’re all dead now and he is not sorry about it.

Why did Doffy take you? Simply put, he saw something in you that made you stand out from the trash. And he’s a pirate first and foremost so he saw your shine and took you. Being his love doll is a bonus (for him). You’re treated with the utmost respect amongst his staff and lower subordinates. The inner circle is a bit…guarded…so you always feel like you’re walking on eggshells. They’re also all assholes, every one of them, so it’s a sucky time for you. Its not until Doffy gives you executive privileges and makes you in charge of punishments that they finally fuck off, since you’d get to see out their punishments for bullying you specifically which was now a punishable offense. Baby 5 is the closest thing you’ll have to a close friend but she’d sell you out to Doffy for an ice cream cone so keep secrets close to your chest.

The first rule is that you have no boundaries with Doffy. Boundaries mean secrets (it doesn’t and we wholly endorse them here at Swampstew Inc.) and he won’t have you betray him. Not when he feels like he’s asking for so little while giving you more than you could ever imagine. Imagine him to be your insane, sugar daddy and give him his due love if you want to survive him. Obviously you’re not to see or sleep with anyone but him, he’ll do his best to uphold his side of this agreement between you (and does make an effort which shocks everyone). You’re not really allowed to say no to him. Saying no implies you don’t love him and if you don’t love him…remind him why he keeps you around for? Doffy doesn’t feel convinced until you make a dramatic statement.

Adjusting to Doffy’s tastes is harder for you to do but by god do you do it. He has privileged and expensive taste so its not entirely terrible. The other bit is more complicated. If you thought Doffy was insane before, he’s a sadist in bed. That’s not to say you won’t find or achieve orgasm! It will just be so prolonged that you’ll think you’ve gone mad and he is providing you with heaven when he finally gives it to you. Or if he’s feeling particularly nasty, he’ll break out the whips and other leather toys, ready to verbally humiliate you over several hours.

Your life gets better and worse in equal balance. You’d never had wealth or privilege like you did with Doffy, at the same time you’re still basically his captive. He did say you’re free but you’re his and you’re never to leave his side. Don’t run, he’ll enjoy punishing you. And then he’ll enjoy manipulating your actions with his power for days, weeks, months even depending on how petty he feels. He’s a real demon and you’re his favorite toy. Scratch that, a pet maybe. Toys can break but a pet gets spoiled when its good and punished when its bad. Yes, he likes that much better.

<insert photo of Elle Woods from Legally Blonde holding Brutus in her purse but place Doffy’s face over Elle’s and Y/N’s face over Brutus, send post>