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This form of misdirection is necessary to prevent Dad from doing things like scooping a bunch of the pie filling out with his bare hands.
He did an exaggerated Elmer Fudd "I'm hunting wabbit" tippy-toes walk over to the cinnamon roll and then dashed away with it, smirking as though getting away with something. Had a freshly-baked pie been visible to him in this state of mind, I feel confident that he would have burned himself.
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sometimes I feel like Pentar is possessing his own character's body.
me: psyches up and starts planning a fight thread
ratch: is himself and wins with snark but heart
me: ... holy scrap
Dad report: had never heard of Orthodox Jewish divorce coercion gang in NYC, said he'd represent them for free.
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Dad has wandered off into the rain without an umbrella because I harmed him by reading the labels on items in CostCo to him.
Dad: she asked for bleach it says bleach
Me: it says "0% bleach"
(Dad takes 1 pt Psychological Resilience damage)
Dad: this pet bed looks good
Me: it's only X inches and your huge dog is Y inches longer than that
(Dad takes 1 pt Psychological Resilience damage)
Dad's HUD: Your Psychological Resilience is 0! Wander Aimlessly to restore it!
Piece of information accidentally received from Dad's former law partner:
like me, Dad has unusually-high testosterone. He'd told this insane guy he no longer works with about this, but not his daughter who's been on and off medication for the same thing since childhood.
me: Dad were you like AWARE of what the "t" in my "t-blockers" meant
Dad: I don't know about that stuff honey.......
me: Do you not remember what [gynecologist] said after my hymenectomy, how the fucked-up tissue might have been caused partly by my high testosterone
Dad: *turned radio up really loud halfway through that sentence*
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Dad very sullen that he had to take the special Corrective Legal Education class for lawyers who don't follow rules related to [specific thing I have argued with him about repeatedly], but admits he "learned a lot" in the class.
"So - maybe you needed this class?"
(muttering) "...it's all a bunch of bullshit..."
