#dodgyyyyyyy

jisung parrrrrrrk

boi o boi is he rly rockin’ the blue hair right now

pls just take a moment to appreciate his hair before reading on

ok so we all know how this boy gREW TF UP RIGHT SM RELEASE THEIR OFFICIAL HEIGHTS PLS ITS FOR SCIENCE

lets say you both went to the same primary school [idk what this is in american years lmao]

you probably saw him as a relatively average height shortie yknow

but then you see him in high school like ???? what,, is this,,, really,,,, jisung park????

yes. yes it is. he still hangs out with the same older dweebs.

so yeah everyone basically knows him as the Giant Child™

ok idk if yall remember but i created a dance club in the jeno version

that is back

jisung was probs also in that

it was basically a two man show of jeno + jisung #JJPROJECT RIP 

jkjk,, but seriously, jisung would get centre stage mid dance when the beat drops

and he’d be poppin’ n’ lockin’ all over that stage like he owns it

and everyone’s just awestruck bc like ??? whoa damn he can move

and like all his transitions are smooth af and it doesnt look forced at all?? hes so talented, so young, so beautiful i love him

yknow what other club he was in??

but like no one knows bc its a dangerous club??

thats right

Rap Club™

the older members of the club made sure jisung didnt get in trouble bECAUSE HES SO PRECIOUS but everyone knows he was there

everyone but the teachers

it was his time to shine and spit bars and man was he gr8 at that

he and hyuck want to bring it back but mark and renjun keep sabotaging their plans

jeno keeps siding with both teams, jaemin is making matters worse by riling them all up and chenle is just laughing hysterically in the background

#JustAnotherDayWithTheDreamiesTBH

one stand out day you remember of jisung was when hyuck and jeno tricked him into thinking there was a cockroach nearby

youve never seen a guy scream that loudly/ that high-pitched

lmao it was a hilarious sight to see

he was panicking and everything

you lowkey looked around as well just in case there was an actual cockroach

thankfully there wasn’t

but jisung wasn’t believing any of them so he up and left to some safe haven on the other side of the lunch hall

i mentioned football at the start of this, and trigger the fever is still playing so im sticking to football now

plus, jisung likes football

so thats gonna be how you met

in p.e. the teachers decided to hold footie tournaments during the lessons

so the class was split into 6 groups of 5

your first match went by relatively quickly and yall won 3-1 yay !!!

but in the next match, your goalkeeper got hit in the face

so they had to sit out for a while and basically your defence was weakened

which allowed for 4 goals to get in, ending the match 4-2

so this final match was gonna make or break whether your team was gonna have more wins or losses

aaaand it turns out similar stuff had happened to jisung’s team

so they had won 1 match and lost the other

so they also needed to win this match

alas, there can be only one winner

FIGHT TO THE DEATH

jkjk unless u want 2

anyways, yall were geared up + ready to beat the other team

your goalie had joined you again

so you now had an Iron Wall™ defence [anyone get the reference? pls]

and it was a really gruelling match yknow

slide tackles, penalites, yellow cards were even given out

but it was 5-5

and time was running out

you decided to play as a striker this time [fyi: the person that shoots the ball]

so to counter you, jisung went defence and his long legs were really good at saving the ball and kicking it away to anyone that was free, or simply running away w/ it

ok so the teachers had called in the final minute so really its do or die time now

your goalie manages to save a ball that just came their way and they kicked it towards your mid player

the mid player juuuust about managed to dodge a slide tackle before passing the ball to you

DO OR DIE TIME HAS OFFICIALLY STARTED NOW

you turn with the ball to face the goal and all you see is jisung

and he is running towards you

and youre basically dribbling the ball away and just as you find a split second to shoot

the teacher is whistling the bell to stop playing

like darn :(

the moment was so intense but now it’s over

a tie :(((

super disappointing :’(

so you pick up the ball and head in for a quick talk with the rest of your team mates

and yall decide to play football again next lesson

and like jisung slyly coughs at you like “we’re totally gonna win next time. i was so close to getting the ball from you!”

and youre just like “pfffffft bring it on, blueberry”

so your p.e. teachers have unknowingly fuelled a rivalry between the two of you

and now it’s sort of become a rivalry outside of football

who can get more certificates by the end of the term??

who can take part in more performances????

who can finish lunch quickest???????

who can do the best bubble writing????????

yall literally turn the most mundane tasks into competitions and like its so lame but you both have so much ??? fun ?? whilst doing it

all your friends are literally j u d g i n g you but who cares, you just beat jisung at drawing pikachu

and through this rivalry you both have gotten?? closer? like you do SOMETIMES have conversations without them ending in “i bet i can do this better than you”

and then one day