Modey: Some generations later, one branch of the Sparda bloodline will be known for humans summoning ghostly demon apparitions. While the other is a clan of demons with human hearts
Sparno: kfjl;kasfjsdf perfect
Oreo: worshipping their ancestors
Modey: actual origin of the vie de marli clan
Sparno: "yo bro I just gotta go uh summon my cousin" "what" "CALL UPON THE SPIRITS"
Oreo: They text via ouija boards
Sparno: "B. R. O. C. O. M. E. H. E. R. E."
Sparno: "F. U. C. K. Y. O. U."
Sparno: "W. E. H. A. V. E. P. I. E."
Oreo: the connection's breaking up
Oreo: slow broadband oujia boards
Modey: watch out for typos 8U
Sparno: "B. M. W." instead of "O. M. W."
Sparno: "wtf cuz why you want a bmw"
Sparno: "that's a weird ass bribe"
Sparno: "MY GREAT GRANDPA WAS BROKE YOU KNOW"
Oreo: I'm being fucked up the ass rn sorry, the 1 jumped a bit
Oreo: this is the legit lore
Oreo: this is how cars were invented
Oreo: what does it stand for?
Oreo: Banging My Woman, apparently
Modey: Newer gens using haunted internet emails, whining about parents still wanting to use an Ouija board to contact them
Oreo: 'Mum you're so five centuries ago'
Modey: behold, the true future of the Sparda bloodline 8l