Shadowpeach Doc Dump
Blah blah Macaque has fuckbuddies, Wukong is jealous, I've got a better idea for the same concept and I want this to the side while I work on it.
Enjoy Bratty Wukong.
Macaque gets a letter.
Wukongâs not one to ask before opening mail - thereâs no law against it and as King of the kingdom it arrived at, he has the right - so he does. And despite his struggles with reading, even Wukong can comprehend that the attempt is hilariously bad. So much so that he feels even less bad about opening the letter when he shows it to Macaque.
âSomeoneâs trying to kidnap you with a really bad lie.â Wukong grins, unscrolling it before Macaqueâs eyes. Macaqueâs eyes widen, face red where it shouldnât be red as he swipes it from Wukong to get a better look at the embarrassing thing. âThey think youâd fall for a dinner invite.â
âIt is a dinner invite,â Macaque says. Heâs stopped looking at Wukong. âIâve been invited by them before.â
âOhh, theyâre setting you up, then. Thatâs underhanded,â Wukong slips to peek from behind Macaqueâs shoulder - and is quickly shoved off. âHeyyy!â
âItâs not a set-up - well. Not for.. k-kidnapping.â
Ohhh, he knows that choked sound, the one where Macaque isnât sure if Wukong will like what heâs saying. And he doesnât, Macaqueâs right, heâs back over his shoulder to examine how far Macaque is willing to lie to his king.Â
Not very long.
âNot that kind of kidnapping either--â That kind? When did courting come into the mix? âItâs just - itâs just a fling.â
âFlinging what?â Wukongâs eyebrow raises, the other joining at Macaque's groan of his name.Â
âFoir fun.â
âEverything fun is right here. Iâm fun, donât we fling?â
âWe do not fling,â Macaque shrugs him off again, more forcefully and begins to walk off. Insulted, Wukong gives a light chase against Macaqueâs unusually quick stride. âLook, Iâm going and Iâll be back the day after--â
âA day after?â Wukongâs duress is less perplexed this time. Macaqueâs sigh isnât reassuring.
âThe morning after, noon the latest, okay?â
âWhat is it that you canât tell me?â
âItâs private!â Macaque squeaks.Â
Wukongâs mood drops - thereâs hardly any secret-keeping in the troop and to be left out of one is a sore spot he didnât know he had.Â
Not that Macaque and he are the same as the rest of the troop - there are secrets that need to be kept, as royalty. But at the very least, they were always privy to each other. The hidden things were owned jointly by them alone.
Macaqueâs sour face evens out, mellow under Wukongâs own hurt. â...Sorry,â He says. âI didnât mean to snap, itâs justâŚâ He chews his cheek and doesnât finish.
â...Back before noon,â Wukong folds his arms. With an overemphasis, he adds âand youâll be considered pardoned~â
Macaque keys in, overperforms a sweeping bow, meant more for understanding than amusement. âHow gracious, Your Majesty.â Macaque pockets the letter, switches conversation to something else Wukong has âdecreedâ lately - namely, the armyâs armor not matching what the dragon kings gave him; stronger metals are prettier and more durable and need to be pilfered - but a stiffness lingers for at least a few minutes longer than Wukong likes.
---------
There is an easy solution, of course - Macaque has yet to see all of Wukongsâ 72 transformations, so he wouldnât suspect something as innocent and mobile as a sparrow to follow him in the night. Even if Macaque had been invited before, Wukong knows how tricksy demons can be - itâs a testament to their danger, not Macaqueâs intelligence, that he feels the need to monitor at least part of this âdinner flingâ.
He slips through the crack of an open window of the place - nicer than most demons have - just as (honestly, a rather overdressed) Macaque enters the home.Â
âDonât send for me like that again,â is the first thing Macaque says. âHeâs nosy as shit - it took a year off my life convincing Wukong to let me come at all.â
His feathers rustle at that. Heâs not some tyrant forbidding Macaque from going out. Itâs hurtful to hear his worries for his best friend be turned into something so sour.
âAnd donât,â Macaque twists, jabs a finger at his host, âmake the joke weâre both thinking of.â
Well, Wukongâs not thinking of jokes. When does Macaque have inside jokes with other people? How long has Wukong been away that heâs not privy to Macaqueâs other friends?Â
Frankly and also - when and how did Macaque learn to make friends at all?
âAnd kill the mood?â Asks the host (what mood?), âNever.â
Macaque is suddenly bracketed by the larger body, pressed to the wall, with a mouth on his --
Uh. Face.
Macaqueâs mouth has another mouth on it. His hands suddenly have hands around them and they are over his head. He has a leg between his --Â
Okay. This kind of fling. The flinging he and Macaque definitely do not do. Will never do. And he implied they do all the time and no wonder Macaque was so upset--
He lingers too long on watching Macaque letting himself get bit, and leaves once the biting starts getting lower than his neck.
--------------
âWelcome Back!âÂ
And immediately, Wukong and Macaque both hear how over-enthused Wukong sounded.
âYouâre late!â
That one too, especially for a scolding.
âYyyeah, hard time getting back.â Macaque scratches at the back of his neck--
Nnno. Wukong does not want to think about all of the fucking bruises under his scarf and fur.
--And not looking at Wukong. âPlus, breakfast went late.â
âOh. Breakfast?â Wukong has also taken up Not Looking. âSounds good.â
âIt was.â
The silence is terrible. Damning, even. Evidence, apparantly, as Macaqueâs awkward posture mellows out into something disappointed. âYâfollowed me, didnât you?â
âI have no idea what youâre talking about.â
âHow much did you see?â
âUh, I saw reason for me to be concerned about your safety,â Wukong scoffs, with a getsure to the neck. âA random invite sent with the idea that I wasnât home--â
âYou shouldnât know that.â
Fuck. Cover your ass. â--and you coming back with a covered neck?â
âI always wear this scarf--.â
âThis whole thing just smells bad,â Wukong shrugs. âI wonât apologize for wanting my best bud safe and sound.â
âRight, yeah, okay, so hereâs whatâs gunna happen--â
âAre you limping?â Wukong asks as Macque approaches and then stops and then doesnât answer. Which is the very wrong move to make after one has confessed a legitimate concern for your safety.
Macaqueâs Not Looking intensifies, turning his head down to the floor as he murmurs. âI said I had a hard time getting back.â
âThey let you limp back?â Wukongâs properly mad.
âI - I just like the walk--â Wukong dips down, craning his head to stare Macaque in the eyes. Macaqueâs shoulders hunch as he folds his arms. âThey offered tâtake me home,â Macaqueâs quiet excuse does nothing for Wukong. âjust--â
â--didnât take it?â Wukong cuts him off.
Macaqueâs jaw tightens. âI⌠didnât feel like riding with themâŚ. I was sore and they were suggesting--â
âSo they took it back?â
âNo, but at that point it was awkward because I turned it down--â
âSo you limped back.â Wukong says, more seriously, âBecause you felt awkward, even though they wouldâve done it.â Macaque winces. âYâknow, that actually is stupid.â His friend doesnât have an answer. âIf you saw someone like King of Confusion limping home, what would you think to do?âÂ
âYouâre not my dad--â
âWorse, Iâm your friend.â

















