#dndoggos

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DnDoggos is created by a nonbinary, queer author-illustrator.

Literally just a description of what my pets would be if they were D&D characters. Because.... reasons?

Pyrrha

Race: Human, but people think she might be half dwarf because she’s a bit small and muscled for a human

Appearance: Short (barely 5 feet), very lean and muscled (visible six pack, arms and legs very toned and well defined). Very deep tan, likely from being outside all the time, black hair cut short and messy. Very boy-ish.

Personality/Temperament: High energy all the time. Takes first watch every night, and gets up before the sun to fit in her “energizing” 5 mile run and strength workouts. Total jock - loves to run, play sports, and do anything active. Doesn’t indulge in sweets or snacks, and in fact only eats a high protein diet with extreme discipline. Is literally always game to do anything and can shoot out of a deep sleep into fully alert battle readiness in a second flat. Super friendly, so long as you’re okay with her friendliness including sparring and roughhousing on a daily basis. However, if she thinks you’re a threat to those she cares about she will throw hands and suddenly becomes the most vicious and intimidating creature in a 10 mile radius.

Class: Fighter. Weapon of choice is the flail (her favorite rope toy pictured above) but can use just about any weapon put in her hands... including her hands.

Highest Stat: Strength and Constitution are tied.

Lowest Stat: Wisdom. She’s actually surprisingly smart, but super unaware of her surroundings and has no ability to pick up on hints and social cues.

Yang

Race: Elf. Probably a high elf.

Appearance: Very tall, pushing 7 feet. A bit chubby, due to her disability restricting her physical activity and her general indulgent and hedonistic lifestyle (for which she regrets nothing). Pale white skin, long thick hair that is streaked with colors of white, silver, tan and black. Pale brown, almost amber colored eyes that stare into your soul. Lost one of her legs as part of her “backstory” by being reckless in her youth and getting herself stuck in a place she shouldn’t have been. She’s become more cautious now.

Personality/Temperament: Indulges in whatever she wants and lives the high life. It’s all about eating whatever tastes the best, drinking until you physically can’t, and sleeping the days away in comfort and luxury. She’s old enough that she has the patience indulge Pyrrha from time to time, abut won’t hesitate to snap and put her in her place if she goes too far. Enjoys a nice short walk or games of wit from time to time. Won’t hesitate to vocalize her displeasure. Or her pleasure, if she’s just really happy.

Class: Bard (see vocalizing above). She’s not necessarily the best, but she has no qualms about letting her voice be heard whenever she thinks the situation calls for it. Is a lover, not a fighter.

Highest Stat: Charisma. People love her just by entering her presence.

Lowest Stat: Dexterity. No turn radius, super slow reflexes, and just generally a bit cumbersome.

I want to see more cute pet pictures with what they would be as a D&D character (I swear, if you post your cats and make them all Tabaxis I will judge. Unless it just happens to fit really well)

This is a big, scary thing for me, but something I know I have to do.

After this post, I will be done with scheduled Friday posts.

Howl-oween!

A silly vignette of an idea that popped into my mind during a recent DnD game with friends. What have you used as a mini during your games?

DnDoggos - #276 “The Gamebook”

Back with a main storyline comic this week! Holy heck. Been battling that mental health monster, and wow the CR on that is pretty high. ANYWAY!

Tonka wants to play a game!

DnDoggos - #278 “Concessions”

Zoey concedes. And readies a healing spell. And Tonka has a plan. He totally has a plan. Right?