#dm posting

Expect me to post trans stuff, furry stuff, weed n puppy brain stuff. Also anything generally silly or cringe.

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When you spoil your DnD party with cute little notes and beautiful metal dice and

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Then, the first session, I send them on a fetch quest, on which they each get one Earth Shatteringly Powerful Magic Item.

I give them a deck of many things and tell them to go nuts. I give them a Wand of Tarrasque Summoning with two charges on it. I give them a button where if you press it, it will make it so that one world leader was never born. You don't know which world leader it will be, or from what time period. I then give them a time travel pendant ao they can attempt to fix it.