#djarvanth

Cobb and Din have been traveling this desert for hours, it seems like there really isn’t a way out at times.

“This is impossible.” Din says.

“Nothing about this seems possible, friend.” Cobb sarcastically remarks.

“Yeah I could seriously do without any quips right now, I’m trying to save our asses here.” Din says cold and dismissively.

“You? I’ve been working too y’know.” Cobb says, kicking up sand in annoyance at Don’s rude comment.

“We don’t have the time for this, let’s keep moving.” Din says coldly.

Cobb lets out a groan of dissatisfaction with how their short argument ended.

He and Din continue along the desert, still no end in sight, suddenly, they come across of wall full of texts. Din rushes over to it to see if he can read them.

“What do they say?” Cobb asks, leaning down to try and read with Din.

“I can’t really tell but I can make out some parts…it says “Do each holes or die pathetically” apparently.” Din responds calmly.

“Do each holes? What holes?? There’s nothing but goddamn sand everywhere!” Cobb yells out angrily.

“I think…it means sex.” Din retorts professionally.

“Hu- Excuse?” Cobb inquires rather surprisedly.

“I think it means we need to fuck.” Din says as he takes off his armor pants.

“Woah hey now let’s not!-“ Cobb tries to calm Din down, but pauses once he notices how long his dick is, it…arouses him.

“D-Din…” Cobb blurts out as Din shoves him to the ground.

“How do you wanna do this?” Din asks Cobb gently and softly, knowing how uncomfortable he is with this.

“I…I wanna suck it.” Cobb requests rather desperately.

“Ok.” Din says, putting his dick into Cobb’s mouth.

Cobb proceeds to suck Din off rather fiercely, Din is liking it, he’s always been a fan of rough sex.

“Y’know, this is my first time I’ve given someone a blowjob.” Cobb says, stroking Din’s penis with his free hand.

“Y-yeah?…” Din moans out, feeling like he’s about to cum.

“Yeah, I’m happy it got to be with you.” Cobb says with a smile before putting Din’s dick back into his mouth again.

Cobb proceeds to continue sucking him off, reeling in his cock as deeply as he can muster, before releasing it back out into the desert wind.

Din moans something fierce as he finally climaxes all over Cobb’s face. Cobb simply licks it up as Din sprays it onto his face and lips.

Suddenly, they’re back in the bar, everyone there looks at them with shock and horror. Din and Cobb look at each other embarrassedly, until Cobb coughs.

“Well that was certainly a trip.” Cobb says standing up. “We got lots of Mayo stuck on us indeed.” Cobb says, trying to lie through his teeth to save his reputation.

“Well it mostly got on you.” Din says, pulling up his pants quickly so no one will notice.

“Yep! Alright have a nice day partner!” Cobb says pushing Din out the bar.

“Yep! You too!” Din says as he willingly gets shoved out.

Cobb breathes intensely as he looks at everyone at the bar’s confused facial expressions.