funniest ever after high epilogue possibility to me is that dexter is ruling ever after with raven while his siblings are living it out in wonderland
daring having a fucking blast living in wonderland. living with lizzie. (they have separate bathrooms and daring doesn't have a mirror in his). everyone is as dramatic and theatrical as he is. he doesn't have a fanclub at all in this realm and he's ecstatic about it. no more pushing fake smiles and people touching him without permission. can spend a day walking around and no one recognizes him at all. with all the people visiting wonderland again and they're not familiar with all the tricks and twists, daring can use all the skills he has in rescuing people and giving first aid (building blocks of hero training). legend came with him (of course)
darling living with apple (who ran away from home yipee!). fully embracing her role as the white knight. sparring and training with the other knights. drinking buddies with chase. she's happy and free in a world not as strict in gender norms like ever after. finally gets a suit of armor she doesn't have to wear heels to operate. sometimes works with daring in rescuing. she and daring are happy that they're far away from their parents but sort of sad that dexter couldn't come with them.
dexter in ever after and happy that he's living with raven and he's helping her and the other rebels dismantle the systems of society that have oppressed rebels for so long. but sometimes genuinely going crazy because geographically he's the closest child to their parents so he sees them so often it's not good for his stress levels. he's going gray. the only thing keeping him going is that he and raven make frequent trips to wonderland to visit friends. though there's times where he goes alone and he crashes in either daring and lizzie's guest room or darling and apple's guest room. he's always welcome.
