#dizhang

omg. can I do your makeup sometime?

um YES ABSOLUTELY

Omg!! That happened to me this year too.

Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger asked you, then make 11 new ones

Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to your post

Rule 4: Let them know you tagged them

Questions:

1) ultimate girl bias?

probably Hyoyeon or Amber ^^

2) ultimate girl group bias?

jeez..either 4minute..or 2NE1..

3) do you want to marry your ultimate boy bias?

idk i'm worried that they might not like all of my package ;w;

4) you blood type?

O+

5) otp?

Taoris/Sutao/Xiuchen (i would pick hunhan but im too jealous of luhan)

6) random fact about you?

i sometimes talk to myself (when no one's around ofc)

7) jongdae or jongin?

i love them both...maybe troll jong even though i;m biased to dancing jong :3

8) cats or dogs?

reptiles dogs that don't bother me and piss all around the floor

9) what country do you live in?

good ol' USA

10) so far, favorite wolf performance?

i dont remember the dates like this but i've seen most so just about everyone is better and better ~

11) What's your favorite fic of all time?

this one fic where tao is suicidal and chen finds out and they together and screwing with each other and killing everyone that messed with tao lol

mine:

1) what would be the first thing you'd say to your male bias?

2) eye color?

3) taoris or hunhan?

4) otp?

5) favorite kdrama/jdrama?

6) tumblr or instagram?

7) my lady (exo) or peter pan (exo)?

8) sm or yg?

9) girl group bias?

10) fun fact?

As characters go, having one whose name means (approximately) "Beautiful Douchebag-Giraffe-Duck" is pretty pretentious.  I'm also fairly convinced Stephenie Meyer's women's rights deprived Mary Sue makes Jane Austen's books look like The Feminine Mystique.  Hey, so maybe naming characters isn't Meyer's forte (clearly, writing isn't her forte either).

I know it's hard, but consider if your female protagonist was named:

Slutty McSlutslut

Elle A. Jolie

Candy Glittertits

Beauty Belle

Ian Jones

Satan

Rose Chrysanthemum

Chanel Dolce&Gabbana

Akl;ah Gwacpkjla;hqt 

Jenna Jameson

Aphrodite Hera Persephone

Princess Butch

Jezebelle Ho

Ima Dragonslayer

Chastity Beltz

Dementia AlabasterBane BlackWhispyr Naamah Lilith