Vegan Terrorists Make Meat Allergy Bomb
Malmö, 10 July 2020
Three suspects were arrested last night in a biohacker laboratory in Malmö, Sweden and will be facing charges on preparing for act of terrorism.
The police are quiet so far, but reliable sources have shared that the three were working on a “meat allergy bomb”. The suspects had, allegedly, succeeded in isolating an active substance from the common castor bean tick that is infamous for causing allergy to red meat.
“Research has shown that people who were bitten by the castor been tick may develop a severe allergy to mammalian meat products”, says immunologist Dr. John Who at Karolinska Institutet. “After consuming red meat the afflicted show delayed symptoms of hives, itching, stomach pains and sometimes life-threatening anaphylactic shock.”
Our sources also mentioned that leaflets from an organisation called “Abolition Now!” was found on the premises indicating that the group had intended to infect large number of people in Sweden with the pathogen.
Social media is rife with speculation, ranging from praise for the suspects’ “heroic and life-saving” initiative to conspiracy theories that the poultry industry was behind the failed attempt, as consuming chicken will not trigger an allergic reaction.
More to follow.
