#divinity fane

i see a skeleton meme and i black out

i got Divinity: Original Sin 2 and decided the best bet for a first playthrough that wouldn’t fuck up and softlock would be a character who makes a good meat shield to soak up the lion’s share of damage in hard fights. thus, i have been playing the fluffadin.

now, fluffadin in this game has two main quests:

1. bang the skeleton 2. kill god

i should note that even though he has maxed persuasion, he also has 6 int, 30 strength, and the background tags of “scholar” and “noble”. so the only explanation for how into it Fane is at this point is that he’s attracted to beefcakes with incurable cases of dumbass. the amount of times the fluff has face-checked a trap, pushed a cursed button, or accidentally gotten in trouble for stealing just because he picked up a piece of fruit off a table without thinking is ridiculous.