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Once upon a time there was a girl. She was 15. She had a guy named Chris, and they were in geometry together. Chris sat behind this girl the whole year and liked to do all of her work for her. He even liked to take some of her tests for her, that was how good of friends they were. Chris knew a lot about this girl, exactly what would piss her off, exactly how to cheer her up, and exactly when to be quiet. He also knew exactly what to do to turn her on. And he did it, all the time. He'd do everything he could to get her to be distracted, and he always would succeed. One day, Chris and this girl called things off because he was a dickwad and she didn't like it, and never gave back his green Boobies bracelet. But now, the girl is in a math review class with the same teacher, and it's in the same classroom, and the girl finds herself having an issue with the geometry review. She finds herself being turned on just by doing the math, all thanks to Chris. So here's a big fuck you to Chris. I now cannot do geometry without being turned on.