Just thinking about Cat!Reader who thinks of Robert as their dad/older brother and isn’t exactly shy with calling him that.
It started as a joke when they’d call him Bro or Dad jokingly but over time it stopped being a joke and just how they’d refer to him as.
Like they’re in the apartment with Beef on their lap and it’s just “Dad could you get me a glass of water please?” “Sure kitty”
It just becomes their normal. Neither asked for a new dad/kid but by god they got eachother now
+:★:+*━━━*+:★:+*━━━*+:★:+
So now I’m just imagining Cat!Reader coming to drop off some lunch for Robert (cause god knows they don’t have anything edible in the house) to surprise him.
They walk up behind and half jump half hug him from behind as he’s at his desk with a “hi daddy”
He’s of course happy to see his kiddo (dealing with the Z team’s shenanigans all morning was giving him the migraine of the century) so his usually deadpan voice gets softer and happier with a “kitty! That’s a welcome surprise”
And Z team true to their HR violation ways hear Daddy and Kitty and run into the sunset with it
Flambae: what was that about keeping private life Private Bob Bob?
Prism: didn’t peg you for a daddy guy. More like the being pegged guy
Invisigal: pet play to. Full of surprises and dick donuts
Robert has never been more thankful that the headsets are borderline soundproof so his child isn’t assaulted full force with these absolute bozos. He tosses that headset off with a “nope.not listening to that”
Due to their wars Cat!Reader could hear bits and pieces of what they were saying but just ignored it.
Now Chase! Oh our Chase. He pokes his head over the border like “since when the fuck did I have a niece/nephew?, you disappeared for 15 years and suddenly have a kid. God damn freckle fuck” talking in his fast way
Bro already loves them. He’s a hard ass but damn if he doesn’t like kids (especially when it means he can tell every embarrassing little Robert story he has compiled away)

















