“Don’t flatter yourself, sugar,” Champa snorted, and folded his arms. “I was trying to break the silence, not ask you to dance.”

“Oi, Ninetyeightpointsix, or whatever stupid ironic nickname you’ve given yourself, why don’t I have a headcanony name yet? Everyone else has first and last names, in the case of Fishook you gave him both and made his canon name a pseudonym or something... but me? Nothing! What’s the deal?!”

((I’ve been busy.))

“Doing what? Sitting on your ever-widening ass?”

((You know I have that pinched nerve, it hurts to sit... I have to lay down next to my computer and lean on one arm and type one handed with the other... it’s actually kind of uncomfortable.))

“Well, whatever. The point is you’ve come up with names for everyone but me, it’s not fair!”

((Ug doesn’t have a name.))

“Okay, fine... but if I don’t get a name by Christmas I’m moving in with @discosue​ at Kocoanut Groove.”

((You do know I run that account too, right?))

“What?! Then why even... I need to go lay down...”

07/15/2019

"Four Beautiful Ladies mentioned me yesterday? I just feel so... Flattered."

Blushes intestesly.

My muse works at Starbucks. Send me “Coffee!” to see what terrible name/misspelling my muse will write on your cup.

{I've drafted up to day 24 of the '30 days of character development' on Kalypso.  And even though none of it has been released yet, somewhere in the back of my head something is praising me for it.  Like maybe I'll do such a good job that they'll actually use the character again and canonize my drabbles... what the crap?  I know I've never worked with a character with literally nothing to go on before... but seriously, I know that one day after it's posted everyone who even read it will have forgotten.