Rule one: post the rules

Rule two: answer the questions the tagger sent you, then post eleven new ones

Rule three: tag 11 people and link them to your post Rule four: let them know you tagged them

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Questions:

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1. Do you sing while taking a bath? What’s your go-to shower song?

Nooope.. but if i did i'd prolly go with that one song from Hercules of course that's only like.. two minutes long.. so then I'd prolly get into whatever i think of next? ierno

2. Do you think it’s okay to lie? When would it be alright?

anyone can say it's definitely not GOOD to lie.. but is it okay? I guess if no one's getting hurt?... LYING IS BAD.

3. If you think no one is looking what is one thing you would do?

i'd prolly try some really dumb things.. like.. see how many ritz crackers i could fit in my mouth at one time(no chewing) or like what would i look like if i put my hair up like this or that...or maybe.. would this shirt... work.. as pants..?(yes.. it does.. with a very convenient, if scandalous, hole for going to the bathroom) 

4. If you were stuck on a deserted island which one book, movie, and person, which book, movie, and person would you want to take along

Book would prolly be The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook (JoshuaPiven and DacidBorgenicht) is an actual book i have.. has a whole section on "Adventure Survival" with how to's that include "how to survive adrift at sea" and "how to survive when lost in the desert"  the first person that pops into myhead to take with me.. would be myboyfriend, of course.. but would kindof suck to get him stuck out in the middle of nowhere with me.. so maybe i'd take a person who is an expert in smoke signaling aaand as for the movie... depends.. would i have the proper equipment to view this movie?.. i mean.. i guess it wouldn't make that much of a difference.. this question's actually tough... I guess i'd take... does drhorrible's singalongblog count as a movie?

5. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?

iono if i can say this without sounding superweird.. but after some(/not that much) thought... i think i'd go with professor utonium.. BECAUSE HEAR ME OUT. BEING THE POWERPUFFGIRLS' MOM WOULD BE AWESOME. BUT ALSO. DO YOU NOT RECALL THE EPISODE WHERE HE'S SUPERSADANDLONELY??[i'd prolly think of someone else if i gave it more thought..]

6. What did you get into trouble most for when you were younger?

prolly got in trouble most often for not doing homework

7. Why do women shave their armpits and men don’t?

because armpithairs capture armpitsmells. so women shave because they like to smell pretty and clean. whereas men like mansmell so never shave or even wash armpits

8. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? Which one and why?

do teacher assistants count..? otherwiiiise..... i can't say i ever had.......that i can remember anyway..

9. What is your most embarrassing moment?

there are so many,. dunno which is most embarrassing.. but one i can think of off the top of my head is... when i peed myself in the lunchline in elementary school... i kindof just stood in the corner (behind the lunchlady by the exit) holding my littlecardboardtray until a teacher came and took me to the office where i changed into a pair of pants found in the lostandfound...(or maybe mymom brought me pants..? i don't remember where the pants came from)

10. What is the one thing that disgusts you most?

ppl who don't give things a try before saying they dislike/hate them.. so.. closeminded people, i guess

11. What is your favorite nickname you’ve had?

MY favorite? i mean.. i think nana is the most used one.. and def second(if not first) favorite.. but imma thinkin' i gotta say myfavorite is jwanna.. not.. much of a nickname though, i guess.. switching the o to a w..

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THINKINGUPQUESTIONSISTOODIFFICULT. 1. What is your least favorite question? (like.. whether or not it's addressed to you, which question annoys/frustrates/ruinsyourgoodday the most?)

2. What shape?

3a. If you could choose to have two (because it's always too hard to pick just one) powers, super or not, which two would you take? 3b. Now that you're a hero(super or not..), what are you called?

4. You did a thing.. So they want to make a thing to commemorate your thingdoing. What thing did you do.. and what thing are they making?

5. what's the funniest facepalm-worthy joke you've ever heard?

6.First five things off the top of your head.. what are they? [any idea why they are what they are?]

7. Are you the type to spend money on lotsof little things? or the type to spend money on one/a few big things? your reasoning? (or maybe you don't spend money at all.. in which case.. HOW?)

8. Am I allowed to ask for a sample of your handwriting..(pics/scan)?

9. What would your totem be(in reference to Inception)?[if yahaven't seen the movie/dunno what a totem is... what's something that's suuuuuuuuuuupersuperspecial to you that you wouldn't want someone else to handle with their clumsyhuman hands

10. Cakes or pies? ["both" is not an option...... "neither" is an option.... if you choose neither... what DO you like...??]

Like, dude.

Get some fresh air.