*laying in bed with my not-horror-obsessed boyfriend as he's being supportive about me writing fics*
Him: Once upon a time there was a man named Leatherface.
Me: Well, I mean, that's not his birth name but y–
Him: What was it? Thomas?
Me: One of 'em, yeah. 'Tommy' even.
Him: Once upon a time there was as a man named Tommy. He was a serial killer.
Me: And notably, a cannibal!
Him: With a hunger. A hunger for eating pussy–














