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EB: now you can wear a shirt again YAAAYAYYY!!!!

Rule 1: Post the rules Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger asked you, then make 11 new ones. Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to your post Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them

1. What’s the most obnoxious part of your daily routine? Waking up. Some days it's the jarring phone alarm and some days it's Opus wanting breakfast. And there are no snooze buttons on a hungry cat.

2. If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be? A banyan tree.

3. What’s the last song that you listened to?  How did it make you feel? Reinventing the Wheel to Run Myself Over. Nostalgic.

4. What “futuristic innovation” from sci-fi films do you feel we should really have by now? Stark Industries' Arc Reactor.

5. If you could have any body modification, regardless of social stigma, what would it be? Cat tail and cat ears.

6. What’s the most ridiculous thing you have ever heard on Tumblr? Social justice.

7. What’s the sexiest thing somebody could say to you? Carl Sagan's Cosmos is on Netflix and I ordered pizza.

8. If you’re into fandom, what was your very first one?  If not, is there a fandom you’d like to be involved in? Jesus. That's easily the Digimon fandom. It predates Sailor Moon and Gundam Wing for me by a few months.

9. What’s the bravest thing you’ve ever done? Getting out of bed some days.

10. What’s your all-time favorite internet meme? Gonads and Strife or the Singing Horses.

11. Let’s assume reincarnation is real, and you’ve been a great person all your life.  What will you be in your next life as a reward? I can only hope to finally ascend to status of cat. I get told a lot by people who honestly and very beautifully believe in reincarnation that I am an old soul and I am near the highest rungs of my enlightenment and soon I will escape samsara and reach nirvana. Its told to me nearly verbatim every time I hear it, even from different people. It's kind of nice to think about.

OK NOW I get to ask questions.

1. Did you have a Saturday Morning routine growing up? 2. Do you have a Saturday Morning routine now? 3. What is your favorite scene from a Shakespearian work? (Feel free to share why!) 4. Describe a playground from your childhood. Does this place hold more happy memories or sad ones? 5. What is one fiction book everyone should read in their lives? 6. What is one non-fiction book everyone should read in their lives? 7. What is one childrens book everyone should read in their lives? 8. How do you make your favorite sandwich? 9. A festival you would like to attend some day? 10. One of the worst things you've been told? 11. One of the worst things you've told someone else?

omg im happy youre enjoying it instead of getting annoyed! liking so many things is such an easy habit to fall into i s2g

ahaha don't worry i do the same thing, liking everything i mean.

i love you 

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Hey ron!!!!!!!!!!! i want u 2 know that you are great

u have a gr8 grasp of my humor and youre rly easy to talk to and non judgemental and wow just really cool ok

youre an amazing cosplayer and you shouldnt feel inadequate when u want 2 rp or cosplay lil hal or ANYONE because dammit you are kawaii and if anyone says diffeerntly i will have words with them because they need glasses and a new personality

you are super nice and im so blessed to have you as my bffsie! ill never do anything 4 u begrudgingly bc i really want to always be there 4 u and help u thru everything and have fun w u!!!!!! if anything ill b sad if i cant help u. 

u put up w my totes ridic typing and my typos and my silly lame jokes and self hate and damn ur like super good at helping'

so like just let me help u sometimes!!! remember i cant help u if i dont know whats wrong, and it doesnt help anybody especially u when u show that somethings wrong but wont tel me what BECAUSE OOPS I CANT READ PPL! 

ur a rly patient person and you have rly rly cool interests and ur worth being friends with and you pay attention 2 what u see ppl being all about and i love ur laugh and ur face and everything about u so rememebr that 1 thing will never be the end of the world unless its the apocalypse!!!

the dick of life will get un hard and warfare in ur mind will stop and middle schoolers will always suck at spelling and grammar so laugh at the idiots

ill always b here 4 u so dont worry hun i gotcha