#dirk files

Thinkin about identities and how Dirk would be the kind to not get gender neutrality but he wouldn't oppose it or nuthin, just not get it. He'd probably never ask either, he'd slip up on pronouns a lot mostly based on appearance but when he uses correct pronouns he'd prolly give a big ol grin like 'yeah I did it, see?!!' N he'd probably ask a lot of questions later also in private like 'hey so like what actually is that' and all that stuff and probably still not get it but pretend he does n try his best and beat the shit outta anyone who opposes it even if he don't get it

Dirk is the kind of person who eats McDonald's on like. A weekly basis. But always says 'I haven't eaten maccas in like months' even though there's still an empty coke cup and a paper bag from last week still next to the couch