#dirk dave

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Found this gem hiding in the archives from five years ago.

i feel like the next convo theyre gonna have is gonna go a little somethin like this: so like theyre sittin there gandering around like a couple awkward fucking pigeons and daves all thinkin in his head "oh fuck its him its fucking him i dont know what to say or do or act or think should i be scared or exited oh fuck what do i say without making myself look like a herniated ass what if he attacks me like a wily coyotee oh shit oh fuck my life what if he has a puppet fetish oh godddddddd" and dirk is just thinkin "....i like his cape" then to break the silence dirk is like "hey uh...i have a tattoo" and daves just like "oh yea. um. cool. tattoos are cool. uh huh" and dirks just like "do you uh...wanna see it?" and daves like "mkay. yea. show me tha tat man heheheheh...." and he just laughs awkwardly and dirk lifts his sleeve to show him the sbahj tattoo and dave just deadpans. then just starts screaming internally and just breaks out into cry laughs and yea. then they hug bunp it out and they cool 

Edit: Fixed a bunch of stuff