#dirge:task

what is your name, date of birth and phone number?

officer, uh.. my full name is daisy louise sawyer. i was born on may 11, 1994. and my phone number is (207)555-0678.

what is your job title?

i’m currently unemployed. see, i’m working on this book and i’ve been working on it for quite some time. it’s supposed to be this really great book. the next great americ- oh sorry, officer. yes, next question.

tell us, in your own words, what you were doing in the hours prior to the accident, what you saw of the accident and what happened afterwards.

oh, officer. hours prior, i was at home typing away on my laptop. listening to a bit of the smiths and thinking about how to make my climax perfect. as for the accident, uh.. i, um. i just remember a lot of yelling and sirens. 

what is your connection with those involved in the accident?

unfortunately, i dated holden in high school. we were close friends even after we broke up. as for taylor, i really didn’t know much about her. 

at what time did you see the accident happen?

oh god, it was late.. 

what attracted your attention to the accident?

the yelling when they didn’t come back up from the water. i just kept hearing people yell for them. 

what was the weather at the time of the accident? was it clear outside? was it rainy or smoky? what were the winds conditions (velocity, gusty)?

i honestly was so drunk, i don’t remember much of it. it was cold, like you knew death was in the air. 

what actions did you take at the accident site?

i just stood there, like an absolute idiot. i was terrified of what was happening around me, officer.

were there any other witnesses around? do the police have other witnesses’ names? 

yeah, tons of people were there. it was a party. half of us were so drunk, we didn’t even know what was happening. i think it supposed to be fun, but nothing about that night was fun.

what do you think was the main cause of the accident?

stupidity. 

is there any additional information you would like to provide?

there were a lot of people there that night. 

is there anyone else that you know of that we should talk with?

no, not really. i think you’ve managed to summon us all into your lair already.

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What is your name, date of birth and phone number? 

Maximilian Diego Montega.

April 13, 1995.

(207)555-6843

What is your occupation and job title?

I am currently enrolled at Arcadia Community College, pursuing my business degree. I am currently unemployed.

Tell us, in your own words, what you were doing in the hours prior to the accident, what you saw of the accident and what happened afterwards.

I was at home with my two younger brothers, Jorge and Manny. My mom was working a shift at the diner. As for the accident, I wasn’t actually there. I was putting.. I was putting my clothes back on. I had been dared, to uh... streak. After, I went straight home and didn’t hear about what happened until the next morning.

What is your connection with those involved in the accident?

I went to school with Holden and Taylor, they were in my biology class my freshman year at Arcadia High School. I hadn’t talked to them in years. I barely recognized Holden. 

At what time did you see the accident happen?

I didn’t see the accident. 

What attracted your attention to the accident?

Nothing. I didn’t know it happened. 

What was the weather at the time of the accident? Was it clear outside? Was it rainy or smoky? What were the winds conditions (velocity, gusty)

It was a pretty decent night. 

What actions did you take at the accident site?

None??

Were there any other witnesses around? Do the police have other witnesses’ names?

I think they do. But there was like a whole bunch of people there. Some of them I didn’t even know. Imagine how I feel, they all saw my balls.

What do you think was the main cause of the accident?

I heard whoever dared them was drunk and wasn’t thinking. I’m not really sure but maybe some underlying issues?

Is there any additional information you would like to provide?

I think there might be proof of me streaking on twitter, so that’s my alibi.

Is there anyone else that you know of that we should talk with?

The girl that dared, it as Daisy something? 

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