#direhuman

edit: WAIT I JUST SAW IT HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

i would be so mad rn if i didn’t genuinely get into a ridiculously fake reality show about a towing company a few years back

i live in their pocket and i don't even have an Invisible Funko to show for it

There is a speechless, nameless city built around a smoking crater. The residents built the city out of porous volcanic stone to suck up all the noise, so they could hear what was under the sound. The silent voices taught them the secret formula to soften the heart and silence its beating, and shrink the vocal cords. By the third generations, their children were born with no ears and no mouths. Today, the city is so quiet, it can’t even be seen by anyone who has ever spoken a word.

dogs

OHBOYYour witchsona was cursed for being such a silly friend. He wears a large stereotypical witch hat to hide his face which is like that of a frog and he weaves his magic into music that he plays. He wears very bright colors and he is seeking the pieces of a broken magical mirror that will allow him to change his head back to normal. He has a cat familiar that is still getting accustomed to your witchsona’s new head. He has found though that this frog head is very, very good at singing, which he takes full advantage of when the mood strikes him. He begins gathering a group of adventurers to him, including a young lad who was enchanted by the witch’s singing voice and was, of course, quite started to find the source and his frog head.