swap director au where parrot is the director (ooh! Very original!!) but with a twist
I noticed that in most swap aus, wifies pretty much just does what parrot did in paragon, which is no fun imo. so i added some tweaks to my swap au!
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swap director au where parrot is the director (ooh! Very original!!) but with a twist
I noticed that in most swap aus, wifies pretty much just does what parrot did in paragon, which is no fun imo. so i added some tweaks to my swap au!

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You sacrificing yourself for a cause that exists only in your head. And I was unable to protect you. And I couldn't live with that.
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WAIT MAJOR SPOILERS FOR PARROT’S MOST RECENT UU VIDEO. BIG THEORY
WHAT IF SINCE HE WAS BANISHED FROM HIS OWN KINGDOM, HE DOESNT HAVE ANYWHERE TO GO, HE GOES BACK TO THE HOUSE HE BUILT WITH WIFIES??? THATS THE ONLY PLACE HE CAN GO REALLY THATS FAMILIAR
Like hear me out. He doesn’t really have much of a home from after the director arc. He was sent back to spawn and then lived in capital city with Theo, but he can’t go back there now. Then he became king, he can’t go back to the castle either obv. This only leaves places he’s been before. And most of the cities and towns he’s been in before are destroyed I’m pretty sure. Sooo.. the only places he can go are the places that most people don’t know about. That house they built. Only Ash, some of his guards, BAT, and Wifies knew about that place. He’d be safe, at least for a bit while he gets his shit together
I dunno guys this sounds really stupid when I type it out 😭 the odyssey duo is plaguing my mind
listen i know he's a minecraft youtuber in a scripted smp but seeing wifies be like this is RUINING MY LIFE 💔💔💔 i can SEE you descending into directorhood bro STOP IT💔 THIS IS BREAKING MY HEART 💔💔💔💔

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Who you used to be.
Looking at some of my old posts…. When Theo first arrived, if I remembered correctly, is when parrot and wifies were initially fighting. Like super convenient. They went separate ways and didn’t meet until after wifies death. The thing is Theo seemed very ride or die for parrot pretty quickly. I head canon that wifies planned this. Every time parrot took a step wifies was at least ten steps ahead. He knew they’d get into an argument, he knew what waited in the farlands, he knew the factions, which one parrot would choose, etc. I’m pretty sure he said he became the director after far lands, I can’t remember lwk, but I feel like he was always directing even if he didn’t realize it. The director is just a title. He controlled things before that. He knew that something would happen, even if at the cost of his own life, him and parrot would split. It’d be good for parrot but he’d be vulnerable and need someone there for him. Theo was a perfect candidate. Imagine wifies scouting out someone to take his place and he lands upon Theo. They engage in a short conversation. Whenever parrot mentions wifies, Theo thinks of that short conversation that happened weeks or even a month or so before he even heard about parrot. I know it’s because each protagonist has to have a deuteragonist which is why Theo appeared pretty quickly, but adding a story and head canons and a background makes it more fun.
Eye spy with my little eye..
parrot and a wifiieeesss :b
they bring me much joy!! sorry if this sucks its like i brainfarted and this came out