Clint barton being chosen as the readers bridesmaid (withor without explanation on why she didn't chose a female)
You looked down at the ring on your left hand and back up at Steve, still not entirely sure you could believe it.
“You’re sure?” You asked, your voice small. He smiled and kissed your forehead.
“Of course I’m sure, does Captain America make mistakes?” He teased. You laughed.
“Well, don’t ask Tony to answer that, or -”
“I think this is the first time he hasn’t made a mistake, sunshine,” Tony interrupted, clapping you on the back as he spoke. He offered his hand to Steve, and Steve smiled and shook it. “Smart move, Cap. This one is a keeper.”
At Tony’s insistence, there was a party later in the evening. The team was largely assembled, and once the excitement died down and the guests started to leave, you flopped on the couch, feet up, with Steve’s arm around you. The seats started filling up with the rest of the team, and finally, Clint came to the circle of friends, holding a few bottles of beer in this hand. He passed one to you, and another to Natasha before lifting your feet, sitting down and dropping your legs across his thighs.
“Look at your adorable bookends, Y/N,” Natasha teased as she dropped into the empty spot next to Tony on the couch.
“If only you could all be so lucky. Captain Beefcake on one side of me, and the dreaded arrow guy on the other,” you laughed.
“I brought you a beer!” Clint protested with a laugh. “What kind of disrespect is this? Arrow guy?”
You laughed and wiggled your toes in his lap. “These feet aren’t gonna rub themselves, Arrow guy.”
Clint rolled his eyes and flicked one of your feet. “No. My feelings are hurt now.”
“Do I need to tell you the Hotguy story again?” You teased.
“Maybe,” he retorted. You laughed.
“Hotguy story?” Tony asked.
“It’s awesome,” Steve nodded.
“So my niece is six, and she loves you guys. Thinks it’s the greatest thing in the universe that I work with you. You should have seen the meltdown when she met Steve,” you started. “Anyhow, one day, we were eating lunch together, and she suddenly started asking questions about you guys. One thing led to another, and I asked her who her favourite Avenger was.”
“It was me, right?” Tony assumed. Natasha rolled her eyes.
“She said she liked the Hotguy best,” you continued. “I was confused. Which hot guy did she like the best. No, no, auntie, I like the Hotguy the best. Yeah, okay, Punkin, but which one is the Hotguy? You know, auntie. The one with the bow and arrow!”
“She thinks he’s the hot guy?” Tony looked distraught and confused.
“She said so. Auntie, auntie, that’s his name! They say it on the news all the time. Hotguy! Do you mean Hawkeye, I asked. She looked confused and wrinkled her adorable little eyebrows up. That’s what I said, auntie. Hotguy. No, sweetheart, his name is Hawkeye. Hawk Eye. Like the bird. Well that’s a really dumb name, she says. Clearly he should be called the Hotguy because he is the hot guy avenger. Birds have nothing to do with arrows, auntie!” You explained. Tony cracked up. Natasha, who’d heard the story before, just smiled. Clint looked placated somewhat.
“That’s a little better,” he nodded. “Hotguy, yeah.”
“You can’t stay mad at me forever, Clint,” you protested. He smirked at you and shrugged.
“I dunno, maybe I can,” he laughed.
“You can’t! I need you to be my maid of honour!” You exclaimed. The room went silent, all the other conversations stopping.
“My maid of honour,” you said. “Well, man of honour, I guess.”
“Why would you pick Clint?” Tony, once again showed how unobservant he sometimes was.
“Clint was the first of all of you to befriend me. He popped out of an air vent on my first day, while I was eating lunch alone. Sat down, and introduced himself. Met me for lunch every day for the next two weeks. He introduced me to Steve. He bought me ice cream when I was homesick. He’s the best girlfriend I’ve ever had,” you explained. “Clint?”
You glanced over at your friend, and saw him blink rapidly a couple of times, and when he thought Tony wasn’t watching, dashed away a tear.
“Yeah, kid. I’ll be your maid of honour.”