Do you remember why you put Hades in Ravenclaw? I am profoundly curious about it, believe me.
I think the version youâre talking about is for the actual Greek gods and like. Hades just wanted to do his thing, be into the Underworld.Â
(Someone help, what are words)
Hades was all âAlriiiiight Zeus just MURDERED dad what am I aboutta rule over???â
And Zeus was like âhere brother mine, you can take the dead peopleâ
And Hades was like âAwwwww maaaaaaan. Oooookaaaaaaayâ And so he retreated to his underground realm and was like âI need a wifeâ
So he tricks Persephone into staying underground for half the year. Clever wit.
So he chilled with a big dog and devised a bunch of ways to make sure people didnât leave the underworld. Creative. Inventive. Clever.Â
Theseus and Pirithous tried capturing Persephone and Hades was like âAw here, sit and eat, sleep in the underworld for a bit PSYCH YOUâRE TRAPPED BY MY SNAKES. HA. TEACH YOU TO TRY AND STEAL MY WIFE I DONâT THINK SOâ Clever.Â
And he treated everyone equally with like laws and stuff. He was a pretty fair dude and like level-headed and wise. Wisdom.
And besides that, he was just chilling in the Underworld with his wife unless it was sunny and vegetation time. Hades just kept to himself. Stayed outta peopleâs business for the most part.Â
I think Ravenclawâs pretty appropriate.
-Caitlin (Ravenclaw)
















