not a request just a funny thought. imagine the player is a speedrunner
within seconds of being brought to nevada they're already looking for glitches. and also heavily using the ones they already know. auditor is frantically chasing after them as they casually clip through walls and gain infinite speed (i have yet to watch a m:pn speedrun so these are just examples, but you get the idea)
You know, I don't think the Player would even need to summon anyone to help them if they were a speedrunner lmao. It's not like anybody could do anything to stop them if they're just phasing through physical objects and the ground. And once they do, there's absolutely no catching them either.
I can totally imagine the Player's vessels not even knowing their Player was in Nevada in the beginning. Then the news reaches them that there's this thing zipping around Nevada at Mach 20 speeds that nobody can identify, and it's freaking everybody tf out, and it also goes through walls? And it talks??
