#dingleballer

As if our fandom isn't bad enough, we need to cancel ANOTHER person

This person, The Beese, said they would trade their newborn son for a dingleballs keychain! How fucked is that?!!?

Like yeah, we all love dingleballs and would kill at least 3 people for a keychain of him, but not OUR NEWBORN SONS????

This is just sick

A NEWBORN SON???? WHAT THE FUCK???????????

I can't believe I have to make this post, but here we are.

A new fan joined our lovely fandom, the above user. I wish this could be a happy post.................................

But they came in, questioning the lore. YOU DON'T QUESTION THE LORE. THAT'S RULE #1!!1111!!!!! WHY in the WORLD are you in this FANDOM if YOU QUESTION the LORE?!?@?!1/1/1?!@?!?!??!!

They also have NEVER intracted with the creator of Dingleballs. Way to support people *eyeroll* how will they continue to dingle balls if they aren't supported? Real fans don't have to think about that, BECAUSE THEY KNOW THE CREATOR

PLUS they don't pay taxes!!! Tax evasion is a CRIME. ALFIE-ARTS is a CRIME DOER

I'm ashamed to have someone like this in our fandom, the other 68 memebers will surely agree, this needs to end.

Alfiely-arts, whoever you may be because I've NEVER met you, if you read this (you probably won't because you don't truely care for the fandom) I want you to get better, pay taxes, or leave. I think the other 68 fans would agree.