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normal guy who definitely doesnt have a substance abuse problem
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Not sure if it's a classical ask per say: I have this crack idea that Dimitrie would be like a "battlefield wife" to Vlad - always nagging him and telling him to be careful/reconsider/wear more armor/etc in his round gremlin way and Vlad would be wasting more time to get Dimitrie off his back than handling Turks :)))) What do you think?
Oh I agree I agree I a g r e e.
It just makes perfect sense, especially when his prince comes up with the craziest, borderline suicidal ideas. Dimitrie is devoted to his mission and supports his most daring dreams (most of the time), but he also needs to ensure that Vlad is well-fed, hydrated, and not at risk of jumping into plans that sound too insane. Vlad is the man of action; Dimitrie makes sure he is not butchered while executing those actions skdjdksldks. 🤭 Anastasia move, the real wife is on his way.
And it is canon somewhat. Dimitrie definitely looks after Vlad throughout the series. You can feel that he cares about him on a deeper level -- like you would care for a dear friend or a brother, not your sovereign.
No one asked, but I consider this an actual historical fact. That man was restless, always turning his visions into reality. There was definitely someone who tried to stir him away from visions that might have been a bit too bold for their current predicament. 🤔 This also makes me think about the fact that we need a Vlad Dracula mockumentary. The young voievod looking at the camera exasperatedly while an elder boyar runs up to him with a cup of water and pleads with him not to rush into yet another battle with the Saxons.
BROTHER (drabble)
“I will stand with you until the end,” says Dimitrie, words firm but face weary under the rough cloth, his cloudy blue eyes wandering over the dark waters of the Danube. “But know that if you do this, there will be no turning back.”
Vlad nods, nothing showing on his face save for the shadow of a grin he wishes more assured than he feels in his heart of hearts. He knows he took a gamble here, taking all they’ve got and the will of God, but Dimitrie is more of a brother to him than Mehmet has ever been.
bulgaria doodles while i try to figure out his stupid hair. my girlfriend with five chapters of screentime whomst i am giving several mental illnesses for fun
transcripts for my horrendous handwriting under the cut:
self indulgent doodles of shitfaced prubul & hunting robul from chapter 3 of malaise
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do you headcanon any nations as trans?
hungary but she doesn't want to think about it because if she does she'll AAAAAAAAAAAA. especially since her situation is very weird, she literally Lived Her Life As A Boy, for several hundred years. she doesn't know if she's genuinely a man, or simply wants to return to a more nostalgic period of her life (#ShieldOfChristendom), if she Is a woman but simply doesn't slot neatly into the gender binary she is forcing upon herself, etc. i genuinely think if she tries to figure herself out we can expect 13 dead 47 injured
poland, meanwhile, is a cis man but does not give a fuck about gender presentation and as her best friend that complicates things for her lmfao
i think norway could be a woman. if he thought about it. but he probably doesn't care.
prussia could also be a woman. it wouldn't fix him but it couldn't make him worse
i think france wouldn't really label himself but his gender and presentation is probably the most fluid out of the main 8, aside from china, who has been alive for 4000 years and has probably spent time living as a woman out of boredom or something
kind of fond of transmasc romania having magically transitioned himself but idk if im commiting 100% to it. but it would make hunro dynamic much funnier. transmasc on transmasc violence
as a self indulgence, tboy swag den is kind of dear to me. convinced norway to magically transition him a millenia ago and hasnt looked back not even once. has lived so long as a man he Genuinely Forgets he was not born one. doesnt even rly identify as trans because again Hes Always Been A Man
tgirl taiwan is also a self-indulgence. basically came out the gate like why am i a boy.......i should be a beautiful girl...... yay estrogen
and finally, germany Could be a woman, but i think his head would genuinely explode if he tried to think about it. also he could not even begin to unpack that until, like, prussia is Dead.