#dillen

Stream starts at 5:17 (starts 10 mins in)

Pat is reminded to turn on subtitles!

Welcomes some peeps in chat (including faith!)

Sets up some block words so as to help others avoid spoilers for the new avengers game (leading to chat posting wildly untrue avengers spoilers “snape kills bumblebore”)

Pat: “Hmmm… uhhh… I’m now realizing i don’t know much about the marvel cinematic universe.”

Piss! from unlimitedpastapass

this takes a few minutes as he accidentally writes all blocked words as one and has to fix it!

People in chat are cheating their way past the filter by misspelling character names. Pat: “thangus?”

“Mike, here’s the secret about my content, it doesn’t have to be good”

Catches up on subs and follows

Says he hasn’t gone far enough in mk to get to microtransactions yet

Starts again in mk story mode

Mentions how you can finish a specific chapter of mk to unlock frost

“There’s kainos beard”

Compares a mk character to austin aries

“He definitely wants to kiss himself”

Wants the next chapter to be a gone home style with Jax

Is drinking water and a jarritos watermelon

Mentions how favs are lime and grapefruit

“He is really going after his grandpa instincts”

Long cutscene which included pat saying aw at how jade wouldn’t betray kitana

“She's been norted”

Everyone in chat loves this bug woman character until she spits out bugs

Pally9x then plays ‘they put bugs in him’ sound which causes a pat laugh

“Those guys gotta hit the gym” - pat @ really buff characters in a cutscene

Memeshart brought up their love for a bunch of characters being in a ‘Stealth conga line’

Pat laughing at enemies being “stupid” during a cutscene

“Whoops” after a character stabs an enemy

“I'm just smashin buttons for the most part”

“Thats uncool” - Pat after a coatl calls for an execution

Theo, a staff member of Twitch enters the stream! “Oh rad it’s that guy who hangs out with BDG”

A character enters the cutscene with ‘Piss!’ sound happening at the same, perfect time

Mentions how a character with a hat sounds exactly like Xavier Renegade angel

Mentions how he doesn’t think that any of the characters in MK11 are canonically gay, but did have one in MKX

Some dudebro character named Johnny tries to make moves on a female in a very bad way, cuts to the whole team looking at him, promptly making him embarrassed (as he should be)

The dudebro Johnny gets slapped and gets his glasses knocked off, promptly puts on a second pair he had in his pocket, causing Pat to laugh

The chat roots on pat to “destroy this fuckboy clown”

Pat laughs and says “it’s so stupid” at cutscenes

Faith in chat: “lotta piss in this stream tonight!”

“Oh, here comes yeehaw.”

“I’m the anti kissin cowboy, aint nobody kissin on my watch.”

We apparently have a new character called the ‘abstinence cowboy’

More cutscene confusion and laughter, “What the fuck is going on in this game”

Nut punch in the cutscene, followed closely by a ‘Piss!”

“I just stabbed that man with a trophy of myself.”

“Oops, that’s my organs, he got all my organs”

Character: “I’m the star” Pat, mockingly: “Im ThE sTaR”

“Hey guys what’s going on I just showed up I hope nothing bad is happening here” Many bad things are happening

Chat goes buckwild over sheeva and her very good big four arms

Pat agrees with Memeshart in that a cutscene char. Is definitely liu kang wearing disguise

“I need that blood!” -Pat after getting fatally stabbed

Pat earns a halfway point trophy!

“Yeah alright, so I gotta beat this guy’s ass in front of his whole family”

“ouchie , stabby stabby”

‘Donkey kong has died’ plays after Pat dies in game

“Just fucking threw a dude at him”

Mentions how he had ‘cheap-ass’ chinese food that was very good and will reheat it tomorrow

“Whoops, shish kabobed” after getting stabbed with a long katana

“Big torso on that one”

Pat gets to a big arena battle in main storyline with a lot of characters fighting each other

“I love tournament anime”

“Ah the bear hug, nobody escapes the bear hug!”

“I wanted Jared’s wife (?) not his heir.” Pat: ProJared?

“That’s a good message...and kicking them in the head is a nice touch”

Pat, looking at the chat chanting for two characters ( kotal and ..green nina lady ) to kiss: “Uhh don’t think we’ve had any kisses yet. Haven’t had any kisses in a while”

“Think you can get away with it cause you’re hot?” -Pat @ character calling sonya some not nice words

Mentions while you cannot use additional outfits in story mode, you can unlock them

Sonya fights a very beat up 80s Johnny fuckboi before they team up to try and get out of the fight ring they’re in

“Just guys bein dudes”

“Mmm.. howdy. I heard rumors that folks were kissin’ in here..” - Pat is bringing back the abstinence cowboy

Pat laughs at @moyeraidan’s comment: “why does sonya look like one of the college admission scandal moms”

Mentions how mk has good fighting choreography

“Rub my tummy”

“The absolute madlad, dropping the gun”

“He’s just making him sleepy that all” after a cutscene char most definitely kills someone

“He’s critical with a K”

“My bones”

“stummy hurt”

“Oh, he needs that to think!” in regard to a character getting his head squeezed to death.

Chat compares ocean with green mist to,,,farts

“This ocean’s got stink lines coming off it.”

“Ah shit here we go again” after a character says,, “here we go again”

Characters walking through a desolate wasteland, “seems fine”

Pat starts in and makes a face at the camera. Eyes wide, staring in glee, the game boots up

Pat acknowledges new subs, mocked the “Hey boy!” clip as it played

Snorkel_the_Dolphin is a rare game historian on twitter, subbed to Pat

Since MK was finished last stream, we’re doing Donk Souls for this stream

Typically saves parts ahead of where we were last stream, so that he has played that part of the game before stream; didn’t this time

Boots on music: Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze soundtrack

I forgot what the character looked like until he panned back to the game lmaoooo

Recap: we are on the road of sacrifices, w nasty lil bird freaks in it (they sprout from the ground and show one of their wings)

“Luckily, we have the biggest fucking hammer in the world to hit them with” (It’s actually a mace)

Pat thinks he’s gonna switch his primary weapons to be a sword and the big hammer

Pat appreciates whistling, especially w vibrato

Brushy is very good at whistling, so can Faith. Pat asks which one can whistle deeper, then tries to whistle deeply. Deepest whistle is throat singing, in Pat’s opinion

Fun fact: Pat used to be able to throat sing, but won’t on stream bc it’s very loud and he thinks he can’t anymore (I don’t care if he can) (I want to see a throat-singing Pat)

Loves the bird-people noises coming from in-the-game

Pat games over: “I got sloppy”

Pat talks about the “Thank you Sonic for 200” tweet (i don’t know what that is). People upset about bad appearance of Sonic, but Pat doesn’t think it’s gonna make a difference bc the script will still be bad. Would be more angry if your perfect image of Sonic is put in a terrible movie

Got over for uncanny valley for Pikachu bc the script seems fine, and proportions are still the same, just moved to a different format

Asks brushy if he’s allowed to have a fursona. Pat thinks he has a bird-sona. A crow or a tired dog. Maybe a borzoi, but doesn’t think he’s elegant enough

Hot take: borzoi’s are the dumbest dogs. Pat loves this

Dipped for a bit here

Doesn’t like rowdy DK music. “This is stressing me tf out”. Sets the music to be more chill. Appreciates pan flute of new song

Talks about spaghetti tech. Proper way to eat spaghetti involves swirling spaghetti between a fork and a spoon. Makes it more convenient, so that spaget doesn’t slide off. Pat has never had rare spaghetti, but has had al dente penne. Al dente spaghetti sounds hard bc hard to wrap around fork

Got a new hat, but dirty af

Finds new crab boss. “Crab hit hard!” Pat loses 1st time, but wins and gets swamp ring

Had to leave for a bit here

Someone got the voice actor for snake to say that “pee is stored in the balls” in his solid snake voice. Pat approves this, so that actor can make the most of the voice

Destroys a man’s book collection because he wouldn’t come back to his camp because he was “too stupid”. Then comes back to kill him.

“I would never put on a ring to make me smart. Magnum jr. would never do that”

The music in this part of the stream slaps in particular

“Cool hat logan”

Mentions how it started to rain outside and how it’s nice to be comfy inside!

Drinkin’ a real piece of shit beer here tonight

“It’s not a bud light it's a budweiser, bud heavy”

Mentions how here’s never had coke and pepsi together before but wants to and probably will soon, perhaps on stream

Goes to fight crystal sage (a boss he hasn’t beaten yet)

Only coke he enjoys is mexican coke rn (which is arguably the best)

Someone knocks on his door so he goes to see who it is, causing chat to go piss crazy

Comes back and says “what did you do faith” she said she drinks grinch soda, or groda, causing her to get timed out

Looks for good armor but refuses to wear one because the ass. is. not. open.

“Let’s go fight a bowass”

The music then turns to what i can only describe as what a classy clown would listen to. Still slaps tho

Has a boss fight that looks like a big ol whack a mole fight with the crystal sage

Makes a small mistake and dies “I got so stupid”

“This time we’ll just be 5% less stupid and 100% more victorious”

Mocks the boss enemies in a new york accent “ya think you’re better than me? Just cuz you know how to read some magical runes you think you’re better than me?”

Makes the sub “yee” noise when he gained a new sub

Watched The Matrix last night and said it held up and was still a good movie

Defeats the boss and sets a bonfire

Mentions how he loves keanu reeves and how he's essentially just doing what he wants

Also mentions how he already got tickets for the new John Wick movie

Says they did a really good job making it seem like a violent, horrible experience to wake up from being in the matrix.

Says he doesn’t really know which way he’s going and he’s just going!

“Hey who’s that?” as he jumps down from a cliff to attack an enemy

“I got the knives in my back, fake friends”

“I know they’re fake friends because real friends would stab me in the front” pat,,,no

Gives an update to his bathroom and says workers are still working and are isolating the ceiling problem and he hopes it’ll be over soon

He really did “hewwo” to us huh

Thanks dark souls for giving a good level design in a fight “love it, yes, excellent, perfect”

Sighs and says you can not pet the dog

Moves to a shield to help in fighting

Chat spams donuts

Memeshart begs for pat to go in a building, but Pat’s just gonna keep exploring

Finally goes into building after exploring

I have to do something urgent right now!

Character says “Redayy be careful”; Pat mocks it (I dunno what he actually said, that’s just what it sounded like)

He goes to level up Magnum jr., and buy stuff he couldn’t buy previously. Bought a really big hat that was totally worth it. Unfortunately, it covers up Magnum Jr’s face. Realizes he can’t level up yet bc he has more souls to burn

Pat admits he has not had a lot of Japanese soft drinks, largely bc people probably don’t bring them overseas much

Finds himself in a Dark Souls treasure nook, w red water. “Is this the blood-loss water?”

Pat got worms!! But the worms don’t want the fire Pat was gonna use them for. Needs to switch the torch w the worms. He also got bees

Pat recites the Bugs sound button as it plays

Gonna wrap up soon bc Thomas is live and we’re gonna raid him

Pat got two Christmas Lizards in game

Goes to fight a giant ice lizard boss, not knowing what he’s doing. Regrets this decision and leaves

Brushy got spaghetti, possibly related to earlier convos in the stream

Pat likes the gross-out art in Dark Souls. Likes that it’s a Japanese developing team taking a Western take that look diff from other Western games

Finished his wrap-around of the area, and decides to cut the stream, but will resume DS on the weekend!!