#dillan.

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send me a ship and i'll tell you:

who asks the other on dates: they both ask each other, in very casual ways. and their dates aren't fancy, or overly expensive. they can be, but that's reserved for special occasions, where the budget gets completely blown out of the water.

who is the bigger cuddler: they're both big cuddlers, but tay wins just slightly purely because she expects it to be 24/7, even if it's not feasible. it's hard working on your laptop when someone's head is in your lap but it's an inconvenience dillan has unfortunately learned to live with.

who initiates holding hands more often: they're both doing it at the exact same time, because they share one brain.

who remembers anniversaries: both of them. even if dillan did, which he wouldn't, he isn't able to escape tay's constant reminders about it. she's not shutting up for weeks beforehand in the form of can you believe it? she's just excited, and it's always one of the special occasion dates.

who is more possessive: neither of them, regarding the other usually. tay could be, but only if it's taking dillan slightly too long to realise that he's being flirted with and then she'll involve herself in the exchange.

who gets more jealous: neither of them, but the above point applies.

who is more protective: they both are. physically, emotionally etc. tay appreciates him being more in tune with his feelings than most men. they're both protecting each other, always.

who is more likely to cheat: they're doing no cheating, besides cheating themselves out of being very happy together for years longer than they should have.

who initiates sex the most: tay, probably like every time. dillan gives her zero reason to be shy about anything, and has a lot of catching up to do. but she doesn't penalise him for it, and doesn't really mind being the one to initiate. she's not taking it personally.

who dislikes pda the most: dillan, but that's because tay's version of pda crosses a threshold that he no longer considers just a normal amount of pda.

who kills the spider: they don't. either of them will take it outside.

who asks the the other to marry them: dillan asks tay, per tradition. but also because they've been practicing that for years in the form of getting free dessert. the only difference is that tay is genuinely crying.

who buys the other flowers or gifts: they both buy each other things. tay is more likely to be the one who receives flowers, but i don't think dillan would mind receiving them himself. any gifts, besides holidays, are usually small and in the form of snacks that they're probably going to share anyway.

who would bring up possibly having kids: they're both bringing it up, because they both want them. and it's very clear that it isn't a matter of if, it's a matter of when.

who is more nervous to meet the parents: they already knew each other's parents before they were ever in a relationship, so they had already done that when they were much, much younger.

who sleeps on the couch when the other is angry: neither. they don't argue very often at all, and if they do, they resolve it very quickly. if they hadn't, tay would be the one who took the couch, which is how they end up making up if they haven't already.

who tries to make up first after arguments: if neither of them are relenting, it's usually dillan. tay's silent treatment can last a long time.

a game of telephone.

a game of telephone.

a game of telephone.

muse relationship headcanons.

who curses more? tay. i just think.

who is more patient? they're both patient people. like 384738 years patient people. they're too alike, because they're the same amount of ridiculously patient with each other.

who does the driving? dillan is tay's passenger princess. he just has that vibe. she lets him pick the music so they can car karaoke all the way to their destination. also, when they're in their visiting era, it's usually dillan visiting because it's the most logical option, so obviously tay's the one driving.

who is louder? who is quieter? they are literally the same person. if he's loud, she's loud. if he's quiet, she's quiet. if everyone's quiet and it's awkward, they're texting.

who is more physically affectionate? there is literally no difference in it. they're both very open, and very receptive of any kind of physical affection.

who is more likely to tease the other? hmmmm i think tay, but only because dillan is slightly more awkward than she is, which turns into more teasing about easy to tease he is. it's a vicious cycle, unfortunately.

who is better with time management? neither of them are bad at it.

who wins the arm wrestling matches? tay wins, because dillan is a feminist.

who controls the music in the car ride? as already said, dillan because tay's very happy to let him. sometimes, tay will suggest one of her playlists because he isn't fussy about the kind of music he likes. but neither of them are picky.

who covers dinner when they order in? tay has been winning the let me pay arguments for years, but there are times when dillan is insistent enough, and she'll let him. she'll always have to add the fact she'll cover the next time despite having been allowed to cover the previous ten times.

who is more outgoing? who is more shy? it depends on the circumstances. if they're out at a club, tay appears to be more outgoing, and dillan, shyer. but if they're together, by themselves, it's difficult getting either of them to shut up. if that's the case, regardless of their location or circumstances, the same applies.

who has the more outlandish fashion sense? dillan, but only in the sense that his shirt choices are much brighter than anything tay would wear. it doesn't stop her from borrowing them, though.

who starts the tickle fights? who ends them? it's probably something they did when they were younger, not so much well into adulthood, unless they're talking about it nostalgically and it escalates. but either way, tay is ending them.

who has the darker/more "edgy" sense of humour? neither of them.

who is more competitive when it comes to games? tay gets genuinely competitive. in terms of video games, dillan has more experience. and yeah, tay exaggerates just how upset she is when she loses to him.

who has the bigger appetite? the bigger sweet tooth? i don't think either of them have a bigger appetite than the other. but tay doesn't care what she eats in front of him, if that counts for anything. they eat like normal people. she does, however, force a sweet tooth onto him. she's always baking, someone has to eat it. that person is dillan.

who is more likely to get in a confrontation in public? neither of them, unless they had to. they're both the type to step in and rescue a stranger from a situation, and the same can said if they needed to step in for each other.

who hosts the parties/hangouts? who organises them? they both host, and tay organises, with his input. and he is allowed a lot of input.

who is better at cooking? do they ever cook for each other? their skill level is about the same. given her circumstances, tay can't afford to be a terrible cook so she isn't. and she would cook for dillan, same as he would for her but they're not getting too fancy with it.

who is more likely to engage in dangerous and/or illegal behaviour? if picking one of them is necessary, tay. but it's not something either of them are doing really.

who is more likely to notice when something is wrong with the other? they both notice every little thing. there's nothing in it, because they've spent years and years learning each other's behaviour to the point nothing is a secret, unless they're really really trying. and even then, they can see through it.

who does the talking in public settings (i.e. to the waiter at a restaurant)? they speak for themselves, mostly. but neither of them would mind if the other did it for them.

who is more likely to extend a helping hand & provide emotional support? both of them. again, they are literally the same person. they're both likely to do it the same amount, and they've been doing it for each other forever.