#dilfistyapping

below are some of my favorites. without seeing the thread, can you take a guess to what fic they belong?

LIKE?? THAT'S A REAL MAN and i don't think i'll ever recover WHY ISN'T HE MINE WHY WHY WHY

idea 1 (based in the movie life as we know it) - e2l dr. jack abbot x younger fem reader

au in which robby adopts baby jane doe but still goes on his sabbatical and has an accident and dies (because i fucking hate noah wyle). now jack and reader who hate each other have to play house and raise her in the meantime

idea 2 - dr. robby heavy angst fwb but happy ending!

au in which you baby trap robby with baby jane doe. he still takes his sabbatical but instead of hitting sewercide road he spends it playing house with her while you work the day shift. in this one he lives bc i like the character.

poll below cut!

a haunted body and the boyfriend act by my love @capuccinodoll. okayyy so like i stumbled across TBA masterpost before the first ch. was published while going thru my feed and fell in love with it. augustine is just such a good writer, esp. with angst,, she's got me hooked! characters, dynamics, their backgrounds.. UGH. and don't even get me started with AHB fr that's my old!joel, READ IT swept away by @punkshort. look, u put fake!dating on your plot and i'm alr sold. not only it's one of the fastest series i've read (in a morning mind u) but also one of the best. the twists and their dynamic is sooo addictive. there's a sequel and she's got a new harry castillo story now so check it out! sweet sweet baby by @foxtrology. speaking abt harry, this is the first fic of his i read. WOW. the movie hadn't even come out in most places when it started, and it's even more intriguing than the movie sjsj sorry. i loved it. there's a sequel in ao3 too! (which i don't really use but i did to read it bc i just love it). but yeah, anything alana writes is gold. her ted garcia and new harry fic are #cooking terms and conditions by @followyourfleart. okay this is the fastest one i read. i digged nineteen chapters just like that because fuck how can this be free to read, seriously. not only the characters are so well written they feel real. and the angst,, don't get me, the angst whore, started. i wish i had that talent. and as a girlie getting a marketing degree, i feel parasocially seen IJBOL the other woman by @idkwhylou. it's funny i haven't really read that many acacius fics considering he's the reason my hyperfixiation with pedro returned after resting since 2023 tlou season and made me finally join the fandom. recommended by my lovely sav @oscar-isaac; this story leaves u hooked. also, idk if it's finished as the last chapter serves as a sort of ending but i just wish to read more of this two anything by @gutsby. specially old!joel's make it stick; istg no one gets breeding kink freaks and girthy age gap truthers like she does. and of course, finishing this with @auteurdelabre. sure, fanfics like smtl are staples in this fandom (i don't remember the last time i cried with a fic), but the reason i met her amazing works was her dieter surrogate fic. WOW. my ovaries were hurting; i wanted to get pregnant on the night i finished it (or devoured it should i say). after what happened (sadly), i recommend checking her ao3 page better.