#dilf!reader

Dilf!Reader has a daughter who he doesn’t really have custody over and she only comes to visit on the weekends and savors that time as much as he can.

He’s a very calm individual and even though he is like that, he isn’t immune to anger and will sometimes get physical if he has to

He wasn’t supposed to receive the dateviators but because it was sent to the wrong house he got them anyway and when he tried them on for the first time, he was honestly surprised but wasn’t shocked.

He never thought the objects around his house would be sentient but he didn’t hate the idea even though it creeped him out a bit at first but when Skylar appeared he was as calm as he could be, the opposite could be said about Skylar when she saw your towering and attractive figure, she was stuttering and blushing and all you could do was worry a bit that something happened already

Most of the objects are flustered in Dilf!Reader’s presence due to his calm yet attractive nature and while most would try flirting with the oblivious dilf (Lux, Ben Hwa, Betty, Sophia, etc) others would try to hide their feelings and try to be normal around you (Chance, Dorian, Bobby Pin, Hoover, etc)

You tried being friends with all the objects but accidentally made them all fall in love with you, how dare you :(

When Washford and Drysdale were having their situationship drama you comforted Washford and didn’t sugarcoat anything you said-

“Sweetheart, you shouldn’t forgive someone when that person keeps flirting with other men and practically poisoned you! That’s not a good relationship, you need to focus on yourself instead of another, I know it won’t be easy but you have to be an adult and focus on yourself first before anything else”

Washford almost cried because of your words but took your advice

Speaking of your advice, because you’re older and more experienced than most of the objects in the house you give good advice to some objects and some of their relationships

When your daughter comes over you have to mentally block out the fact everything in your house is sentient because your daughter is a child, and children make messes. Of course you apologize to Wallace when she draws on him or to Florence and Mateo when she spills something on them, you try to control her at times but other times it’s a lost cause trying to get her to listen

Ben-Hwa called you daddy once and all you did was raise an eyebrow at the boldness of them

You mostly get along with Teddy, Stella, and Celiea!

You’ve been in the middle of Dirk and Harper’s arguments and you one time you kept trying to dial the arguments down but they didn’t so that caused you to actually raise your voice at them and tell them to act like adults before apologizing and walking away, leaving a shocked Harper and a excited Dirk

Dirk, Cam, Ben-Hwa, Chance, Parker, Curt & Rod, Dorian, Keith, Nightmare, Bathsheba, Fantina, Doug, Frair Errol, Rebel, Reggie, Tony, and Tina love it when Dilf!Reader is angry. He has a certain growl to his voice at first and the look in his eyes is enough to have them blush and bite their lip, but when you raise your voice they immediately get quiet or get caught off guard and get excited at how attractive you are when you yell.

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LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR

the man's sighing out of relief.

extremely thankful of you being there for him and reminding him to take breaks and may or may not doing his work for him but lucifer doesn't need to know 💋

the guy has daddy issues, so he probably falls for dilf!reader within a month.

absolutely one of the brothers you could depend on to babysit your kid(s).

too prideful to say he likes dilfs, though. 6/10

MAMMON MORNINGSTAR

since reader is a literal dilf i'd imagine him/them having a high paying job to sustain themself/himself and their/his child(ren), and since the devildom economy is in SHAMBLES(did you look at how much grimm costs??) i'd like to think he spoils mammon a lot.

the demon is literally the sin of greed personafied, so he definitely treasures everything you give him.

surprisingly good with kids, he's one of your first choices when you need someone to babysit your child(ren). probably salty that he wasn't your first when it comes to one thing, though. 10/10

LEVIATHAN MORNINGSTAR

OOHH BOY. lowkey embarrassed of liking a dilf but also shameless? like boy choose a side 💀.

has thought of jokes that are about you being his sugar daddy because of how much merch you buy for him, but is too shy to say it. HIGHKEY FINDS IT ATTRACTIVE THAT YOU HAVE A KID/CHILDREN?? he just screams "i ❤️ dilfs" tbh.

unless your kid(s) likes video games or anime, he'll definitely have somewhat of a hard time befriending your child(ren). 7/10

3 years ago, The death of Faena (L/n) had occurred. It was 2 weeks before Caelan’s 4th birthday when it happened. Faena (L/n), who was 26 years old at the time, had been ambushed with her co-workers by a hoard of Fatui because of a debt made by one of those members. The news of his wife’s death left (M/n) (L/n) devastated and vulnerable. He loved his wife to an infinite amount of affection. They were each other’s sun and moon, and their child being the eclipse made by them. To have lost the sun, only the moon and the eclipse remained. 

M/n swore to his heart and soul that he would carry on for him and his child, Caelan (L/n). He knew Faena wouldn’t want him to mourn for her for a long time as their child was there. His brother, cousin, and parents supported him every step in the way as a single parent. Faena had no family as she was an only child and survivor of a fire disaster in her hometown. 

The widowed father had resigned and retired from continuing his adventure’s guild to take care of his child. His team understood his circumstances, but they were sad to see their leader leave. 

And 2 years later, he was currently a merchant and a vendor selling flowers and snacks he makes and grows himself. His child was now 6 and a half years old. Sumeru was a lively place when he and Faena had started their small family here. He would chuckle at the distant memory of her taming a dangerous spinocrocdile and his child befriending a hyrdo fungi. Like Mother like child they say. He truly missed his wife, but she is in a better place, watching over him and Caelan. The child was surely like their mother, like if the devil made a mini me.

“ Papa! Papa!” Speaking of Caelan, (M/n) stopped his though train and looked down to his child, grinning at him with Bubbles, their hydro fungi friend. 

“ Yes, my child? What did you and Bubbles Popkins need?” He chuckled softly and picked them up. 

“ I finished my homework Mistah hatham gave me! Can we go outside and play?” The little one asked and gave their best puppy eyes. 

(M/n) looked at the clock and smiled softly before giving his child a nod of affirmation they could go outside and play. Caelan let out a squeal of joy as Bubbles Popkins bounced with joy too, mimicking Caelan. (M/n) let out a laugh and followed his child and the hydro shroom outside to play. 

Caelan was being a burst of joy right now and (M/n) was ready to collapse. He knew he was supposed to rest up after fainting at Sumeru City after running errands for a friend. Tighnari surely would scold him if he found out he wasn’t doing what he was told, but he wanted to spend some play time with his kid. 

“ Caelan, let’s go back inside the house...” (M/n) panted and sighs, “ Papa is already getting tired...” 

“ Okay Papa!” Caeland says and headed to their father. 

They went back into the house and ate dinner. (M/n) gave his child a bath, put him in his pajamas, tucked him into bed, and read him his nightly bed time story, The Lonely Wanderer. Once Caelan fell asleep, (M/n) went to feed Mx and Bubbles. He then took his own bath, changed into his night wear, and before he could head to bed, some tapping was heard on his window. A falcon was gently pecking at his window, with a note attached to its leg, carrying a package. 

He opened the window to let the falcon in. The falcon dropped down the package gently and stood on it. (M/n) first took the note attached to read it. 

Dear (L/n) (M/n),             I am Diluc Ragnvindr. I like to thank you for taking my order of 20 lamp grass, 15 calla lilies, and those 10 pieces of Sweet Jelly under a day since I heard your stall has a very busy schedule. I was surprised to se it already delivered at my winery by an eagle under my expectations that it would arrive in a week. Take these 20,000 mora and bottle of grape juice as my repayment. 

(M/n) was clearly shocked and opened the package to see the bottle of grape juice and the 20,000 mora. The man he took the order from shouldn’t have gave him this much! None the less, he was happy and took his time to write a letter to the man. He sent the falcon off with the letter and watched it disappear into the night sky. 

The (H/c) male sighs and places the mora into a piggy bank for Caelan’s future studies in the Akademiya, and the bottle on the bottom shelf of his room. The father stretched and yawned before tucking himself to bed after a prayer to the archons. He lies down on his back and closes his eyes to let sleep take over his mind and body. 

What the widowed father didn’t know was that a tall figure was by his window after the falcon left, watching his slumbering body. . . . .